: No Respect



tru504187211
05-28-04, 02:17 PM
I have my car outside for a few days and come home to this.

No Respect (http://younggotti.no-ip.org/cadillac/poo.jpg)

Dead Sled
05-28-04, 02:21 PM
and another fly by victim :D

PhantomCadillac
05-28-04, 04:55 PM
Looks like somebody wants to buy your car . They left a deposit :D

LacSeville
05-28-04, 05:07 PM
go get yer rubbing compound and some steel wool... :)

MMNineInchNails
05-28-04, 05:51 PM
****ers.

Pimpin_Whity
05-28-04, 06:26 PM
looks like u need this:

Automatic Pigeon Gun-turrets
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Pigeons are the lowest form of VERMIN known to man. Worse than plague-infested Rattus Rattus. They gather outside your bedroom window at 5am in the morning and make *ridiculous* COO-ing noises at high volume. Repeatedly. For HOURS. Or they poop on your precious car and leave you to clean up.
Deal with this menace to society by installing miniature automatic gun-turrets on the outside of your building. They would have sound sensors which would detect the stupid pigeon noises and then use laser-sighting to shoot the worthless miscreants DEAD.
Please bear in mind that pigeons are not only noisy bastards, but they are also (a) ugly, (b) stupid and (c) a health hazard.
A more humane solution (though they don't deserve it) is a Pigeon Hypnotizing Machine. I saw in a documentary once that pigeons will go into an involuntary catatonic state when subjected to a severe fright (such as being stalked by a tiger!). This is apparently a primordial mechanism used to convince other animals that the pigeon is dead and should be left alone (though quite how this tactic is supposed to work, is beyond me - yet another example of pigeon STUPIDITY if I'm not very much mistaken). Nevertheless it does work, so what I suggest is a big HYPNOTIC RED EYE located on the outside of your building that will transfix the pigeon into a trance ("Just what do you think you are doing ... Pigeon...?") and cause it to fall unconscious under the wheels of a passing lorry.

macm (http://www.halfbakery.com/user/macm), Feb 11 2001

CoupeDevilleRob
05-28-04, 07:49 PM
We should just do away with birds.

davesdeville
05-28-04, 09:58 PM
You should've seen my old 75 after it had been sitting under the big tree in front of my grandmothers yard for 2 months. It was about 130 square feet of bird crap. Took it to the quarter car wash and spent about $4 getting it clean.

tru504187211
05-29-04, 02:51 AM
You should've seen my old 75 after it had been sitting under the big tree in front of my grandmothers yard for 2 months. It was about 130 square feet of bird crap. Took it to the quarter car wash and spent about $4 getting it clean.

ONLY $4 for 2 months of crap??!! take that birds!

Ralph
05-29-04, 03:57 AM
Maybe those pigeons are from Iraq? :bighead:

Dead Sled
05-29-04, 05:38 PM
Maybe those pigeons are from Iraq? :bighead:

in 14 months there I only seen like 2 birds. :rolleyes2

my caddy has been under a tree for the last month and is getting plastered in poo