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Who is she? And why the hell is she wearing her stunna shades at night?

Melody Gordot.

I like her too. I don't dig the shades though. :bigroll:

Who is she? And why the hell is she wearing her stunna shades at night?

She was on a bike, car hit her, broke her eyes and almost killed her and stuff.

I BET YOU FEEL BAD NOW!

Melody Gardot.....a Philly lass....nice.


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Pretty bland for my ears. She doesn't have the texture of Norah Jones, that's for sure.

This sounds very Ferengi like.



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Wheres the High Fretted Guitar Solo and the Pyrotechnics display? :rock:

Ive got something else she can pleasure since Jesda called dibs on his ears.

She gives my howitzer full elevation.

^ Best erection metaphor in a very long time.

If she was a Marine, she would get an honorable discharge.

Keep 'em coming.

Believe me, I do.

The women or the men? :drumroll:


I'm still laughing at your honorable discharge one. I can't believe there isn't a porno by that name yet.

The women or the men? :drumroll:


I'm still laughing at your honorable discharge one. I can't believe there isn't a porno by that name yet.

The women of course..

Speaking of women, Kate Walsh can cycle my bolt back and forth any time.

So is this what you guys do when you've got downtime on your base?

So is this what you guys do when you've got downtime on your base?

Well, I'm out of it now, but yeah, we joked about stuff like this during whatever free time we had in boot camp. I still do it during down time with buddies.

By the way, she loves it when I fire grenades into her bunker.

I'll empty my entire magazine to Cody Lane.

(any pictures of her are probably not work safe....be safe fellas)

I'll put white phosphorous in Meagan Fox's valley all night.

I'll "agent orange" the crap out of Sammie Rhodes forest anytime.

I'll hump a full load in Beyonce's forest. ;-)

That lacked any sort of an analogy.

Humping in military terms means to carry a heavy load. This is usually done in shitty terrain such as forest or jungle, known as "the bush". As that relates to anatomy, draw your own conclusions.

Get it, man?

Oh, gotcha. :)

All of the above women know how to cock my cannon and fire multiple rounds.

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All of the above women know how to cock my cannon and fire multiple rounds.Ewwwwwwww................:eek:

Yeahhhh.....not so much.

Yeahhhh.....not so much.

That's what Bill said to Hillary.