: She gives my ears pleasure.



Jesda
04-25-08, 05:02 AM
2Wgr9ln82_8

Night Wolf
04-25-08, 06:05 AM
dMH0bHeiRNg

Spyder
04-25-08, 07:46 AM
Who is she? And why the hell is she wearing her stunna shades at night?

EcSTSatic
04-25-08, 09:02 AM
Melody Gordot.

Rolex
04-25-08, 10:03 AM
I like her too. I don't dig the shades though. :bigroll:

Jesda
04-25-08, 12:04 PM
Who is she? And why the hell is she wearing her stunna shades at night?

She was on a bike, car hit her, broke her eyes and almost killed her and stuff.

I BET YOU FEEL BAD NOW!

Florian
04-25-08, 12:45 PM
Melody Gardot.....a Philly lass....nice.


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thebigjimsho
04-25-08, 01:21 PM
Pretty bland for my ears. She doesn't have the texture of Norah Jones, that's for sure.

CIWS
04-25-08, 02:31 PM
This sounds very Ferengi like.



http://lucianaandchris.com/albums/batchphoto/normal_CIMG1007.jpg

Chicano-Mexicano
04-25-08, 09:29 PM
Wheres the High Fretted Guitar Solo and the Pyrotechnics display? :rock:

MauiV
04-26-08, 03:53 PM
Ive got something else she can pleasure since Jesda called dibs on his ears.

93DevilleUSMC
04-27-08, 06:46 PM
She gives my howitzer full elevation.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-27-08, 11:05 PM
^ Best erection metaphor in a very long time.

93DevilleUSMC
04-28-08, 10:27 AM
If she was a Marine, she would get an honorable discharge.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-28-08, 01:15 PM
Keep 'em coming.

93DevilleUSMC
04-28-08, 04:25 PM
Believe me, I do.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-28-08, 04:27 PM
The women or the men? :drumroll:


I'm still laughing at your honorable discharge one. I can't believe there isn't a porno by that name yet.

93DevilleUSMC
04-28-08, 04:30 PM
The women or the men? :drumroll:


I'm still laughing at your honorable discharge one. I can't believe there isn't a porno by that name yet.

The women of course..

Speaking of women, Kate Walsh can cycle my bolt back and forth any time.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-28-08, 04:42 PM
So is this what you guys do when you've got downtime on your base?

93DevilleUSMC
04-28-08, 04:47 PM
So is this what you guys do when you've got downtime on your base?

Well, I'm out of it now, but yeah, we joked about stuff like this during whatever free time we had in boot camp. I still do it during down time with buddies.

93DevilleUSMC
04-28-08, 04:52 PM
By the way, she loves it when I fire grenades into her bunker.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-28-08, 05:30 PM
I'll empty my entire magazine to Cody Lane.

(any pictures of her are probably not work safe....be safe fellas)

93DevilleUSMC
04-28-08, 05:44 PM
I'll put white phosphorous in Meagan Fox's valley all night.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-28-08, 05:59 PM
I'll "agent orange" the crap out of Sammie Rhodes forest anytime.

93DevilleUSMC
04-28-08, 07:08 PM
I'll hump a full load in Beyonce's forest. ;-)

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-28-08, 07:32 PM
That lacked any sort of an analogy.

93DevilleUSMC
04-28-08, 07:46 PM
Humping in military terms means to carry a heavy load. This is usually done in shitty terrain such as forest or jungle, known as "the bush". As that relates to anatomy, draw your own conclusions.

Get it, man?

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-28-08, 08:06 PM
Oh, gotcha. :)

93DevilleUSMC
04-28-08, 11:58 PM
All of the above women know how to cock my cannon and fire multiple rounds.

thebigjimsho
04-29-08, 08:19 AM
http://lucianaandchris.com/albums/batchphoto/normal_CIMG1007.jpg


All of the above women know how to cock my cannon and fire multiple rounds.Ewwwwwwww................:eek:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-29-08, 02:17 PM
Yeahhhh.....not so much.

93DevilleUSMC
04-29-08, 07:53 PM
Yeahhhh.....not so much.

That's what Bill said to Hillary.