: Just a tip if you own a parrot and are human



Crown Vic Owner
04-22-08, 03:58 PM
When doing things with a chick that parents wouldnt exactly like, i wont say what, but make sure to cover up the damn thing



(chicks basement)

Me : Shit, your moms home
Her: Act normal, like we were watching TV or somethin
Her Mom: Hey, what were you guys doing
Me and her: Watching TV
Parrot: LIAR LIAR


I wont continue this but this totally sucks and made a awkward situation.

MauiV
04-22-08, 04:00 PM
But they do taste like chicken!!!!

Revenge is the best medicine.

Crown Vic Owner
04-22-08, 04:03 PM
Lol, i just said awkward.

Her mom didnt mind ironically.

Kev
04-22-08, 04:06 PM
I'm thinkin it's probably not her mom that you have to worry about..... :suspense:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-22-08, 04:07 PM
Um, ok??? If it's so awkward, why'd you mention it?

The Tony Show
04-22-08, 04:17 PM
I believe this story 100%.

Honestly.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
04-22-08, 04:19 PM
Did you have sex with the parrot too?

I hear parrots give crabs. STD ridden little mofos.

dkozloski
04-22-08, 04:31 PM
Many years ago at the University of Alaska the dorm Mother of the girls dorm, Mrs. McGee, had a parrot. The dorm Mother was a narrow mineded old gal and harrassed the couples saying goodby to each other on the front steps. Somebody took offense, strangled the parrot, tied some twine on his feet, and swung it up to where the twine got tangled in the telephone wires stretched in front of the dorm. The parrot hung there slowly decaying and dropping parts and feathers to the ground. The old gal became more and more distraught and finally called the fire department to ask if they could get it down for her. One of the fireman dropped by with a high powered hunting rifle and with one shot blew the parrot to pieces. He said, "There you go", and walked away.

gary88
04-22-08, 04:48 PM
I believe this story 100%.

Honestly.

The internets is for serious business you know

The Tony Show
04-22-08, 04:58 PM
My daddy once pulled five crackheads from a burning building.

Crown Vic Owner
04-22-08, 05:18 PM
I am serious.


Thats the sad part.


It was awkward at the time. Funny now.

Kev
04-22-08, 05:29 PM
Many years ago at the University of Alaska the dorm Mother of the girls dorm, Mrs. McGee, had a parrot. The dorm Mother was a narrow mineded old gal and harrassed the couples saying goodby to each other on the front steps. Somebody took offense, strangled the parrot, tied some twine on his feet, and swung it up to where the twine got tangled in the telephone wires stretched in front of the dorm. The parrot hung there slowly decaying and dropping parts and feathers to the ground. The old gal became more and more distraught and finally called the fire department to ask if they could get it down for her. One of the fireman dropped by with a high powered hunting rifle and with one shot blew the parrot to pieces. He said, "There you go", and walked away.Wait, did the old lady have sex with the parrot?!! :eek:

dkozloski
04-22-08, 06:45 PM
Wait, did the old lady have sex with the parrot?!! :eek:
I don't think so.

illumina
04-23-08, 12:22 AM
Parrot: LIAR LIAR

:D

:p

The Tony Show
05-05-08, 11:59 PM
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RightTurn
05-06-08, 12:03 AM
:histeric:

AMGoff
05-06-08, 12:36 AM
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:histeric:

Damn you TTS... do you have any idea how much some brandy burns when it comes out of your nose?!?!?

I~LUV~Caddys8792
05-06-08, 12:46 AM
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Tony, you are the wind beneath my wings. :histeric: :histeric: :gurl:

Make that my PARROT wings.

gary88
05-06-08, 01:43 AM
:bwahaharoll4vu:

70eldo
05-06-08, 05:06 AM
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LOL on the Crown Vic! :D

urbanski
05-06-08, 07:55 AM
lmfao

Destroyer
05-06-08, 08:02 AM
My daddy once pulled five crackheads from a burning building.I never did get to thank him for saving my family.:lildevil: