: MARRIAGE: Before and After...

04-15-08, 09:55 PM
Before Marriage

John - Ah....At last. I can hardly wait!

Jane - Do you want me to leave?

John - NO! Don't even think about it!

Jane - Do you love me?

John - Of course! Always have and always will!

Jane - Have you ever cheated on me?

John - NO! Why are you even asking?

Jane - Will you kiss me?

John - Every chance I get!

Jane - Will you hit me?

John - Hell No! Are you crazy?!

Jane - Can I trust you?

John - Yes

Jane - Darling!!

After Marriage

Read from the bottom back to the top...:lildevil:

04-15-08, 11:43 PM
That's pretty slick...

04-16-08, 12:02 AM
LOL!!!! Clever

04-16-08, 12:28 AM
:p Funny!

04-16-08, 07:19 AM
Nice :)

The Tony Show
04-16-08, 11:00 AM
Married man officially gives this his seal of approval.

04-16-08, 11:42 AM
Good one

04-16-08, 11:04 PM
So true

04-16-08, 11:46 PM
I am sooooo posting this on my forum.


Night Wolf
04-17-08, 07:43 AM
Neat little jingle. Still dosen't come close to Psalm 119 tho ;) :)

04-17-08, 08:58 AM
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing anddrinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonnadivorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over, women like that are hard to find."

04-17-08, 06:08 PM
What a funny thread