View Full Version : 21st birthday ideas.

04-09-08, 05:42 PM
So I turn 21 on the 15th. I want to do something big, but I'm not sure what yet. I could go to the clubs (finally!!!), but a lot of my friends aren't 21 yet, or I could just go to the pubs and have a few with my friends who are 21. I suppose a strip joint would be called for, but who goes to a strip joint on a Tuesday? That's the only way I could get my "freebies".

On the night of, I'm going to the bar with a friend of mine, then the week after is the big Iowa meet, and I'm sure to party there, and then on May 9th, my friends from high school and I are going to go up to Duluth to celebrate my 21st, my friend Kevin's 21st (May 9th) and my friend Jason's 21st (April 26th). So I could have a possible of three different shindigs, escalating in intensity up to the May 9th party weekend.

I'm looking for something the weekend after my birthday, on Saturday night.
What do you all think??

04-09-08, 06:11 PM
A trip to the liquor store on your 21st birthday is a rite of passage. And not just beer, either. Stock up on the booze. I think I bought rum, gin and vodka on my 21st. Of course, that was 21 years ago, and I've had plenty to drink since, so my memory may be faulty.:alchi:

04-09-08, 06:22 PM
Oh, right, I can't forget about that. I gots to go the liquor store and stock up for home and/or parties.

04-09-08, 07:18 PM
Why don't you call your mother and thank her for giving birth to you and for putting up with all the headaches you've given her.

04-09-08, 07:28 PM
Happy Birthday Sir Chadillac!!!!:cheers:

I agree with Koz; SO; Thank your Mother;
thereafter, do what you need to do to get
laid ;and, NOT with a hooker.

Best Regards,


04-09-08, 07:34 PM
, but who goes to a strip joint on a Tuesday?

In Tampa? A LOT, just ask hitmoney:lildevil:

04-09-08, 09:26 PM
Slow nights are WAY better for strip clubs. Less guys in the audience means more attention to those that do show. Most girls are more "hands on" on a slow night too.

Not that I spent way to many years of my life hanging out with strippers in New Orleans or anything.:cool2:

04-09-08, 10:22 PM
Congrats on your impending full majority, Chad. It's cliche, I know, but how about a quick turnaround to Vegas? Southwest usually has reasonable fares even just two weeks out.

04-09-08, 10:56 PM
Chad needs to pop that cherry of his! :thumbsup::highfive:


04-09-08, 11:46 PM
Umm, drink? Just a guess, but I bet that's what most people do on their 21st birthday. :alchi:

When one of my friend's brothers turned 21 they had the biggest party I have every been to. Well over 100 people. We got the cops called on us 4 times in 2 hours. Damn that was fun.

04-10-08, 12:11 AM
Where I live you are an adult at 19, so on my 19th I did pretty much what all of you have suggested. Strip clubs, stocked up on booze, and the bars. It was a fun night, I'm not much of a 'clubbing' person so I didn't do that.

Hey, my birthday is coming up on the 23rd too... time to start planning.

04-10-08, 12:11 AM
i'm turning 21 on july first and i i'm going to the hangout bar in tampa. IRISGH TUESDAYS!! beer pong all night. trust me,if your in the tampa area on a tuesday night THATS the place to be!

04-10-08, 12:14 AM
go to the UA hangout bar if your in the tampa area! irish tuesdays are THE place to be in tampa on a tuesday night. beer pong ALL night! i turn 21 july first and since i will be able to drink instead of just watch THATS where my party will be

04-10-08, 01:19 AM
Way Back in tha' day; Tampa,
was the best place to party!

04-10-08, 04:29 AM
You're old enough to try speed!


Night Wolf
04-10-08, 08:11 AM
21 to ge into clubs? in NY, Clearwater and here is "18 to enter, 21 to drink" I've never been to a club tho.

Heh, I turn 21 on a Tuesday as well... it's an off day and I don't have to be back to work until Wed night. friends want to take me out, theres a running joke at work too... ahh well... I'm not much of a drinker.... my parents leave with the fridge stocked with beer... theres still quite a few bottles in there now and it's been over a month since either of them has been here.

I most look forward to going to a nice place to eat (or just the local Mexican place, which is awesome) and having a margarita... darn those are good.

I'm boring and lame tho ;) :)

04-10-08, 10:01 AM
buy a bottle of Jack, drink till you meet Jesus, fall over and wake up with throbbing head. Lather, rinse, repeat.


04-10-08, 05:29 PM
I went out to Shreveport and did some drinking and gambling. Best perk of being 21 for me is casinos, I LOVE em.

04-10-08, 05:41 PM
Clubbing is for skanks and retards.

04-10-08, 08:24 PM
Clubbing is for skanks and retards.
We agree on that. I haven't been out for the express purpose of drinking in at least forty years.

04-10-08, 08:27 PM
The only club in my area that's 18+ will only play hip-hop. So I have no desire to go there. None what so ever...

Now if I could find a club that specialized in Oasis, Radiohead and Blur..... :cloud9:

04-10-08, 11:18 PM
Clubbing is for skanks and retards.

You need to read this story then (sorry to all you NJ guidos, all thats missing is some blond tips in the hair) . One of my personal faves, and I wish I had written it.....

Look at my button down striped shirt! Fcking look at it! This shirt means one thing! I’m coming home with some pssy tonight! That’s right! It’s been a long week at the office and it’s time to blow off a little steam! I am a Junior Vice President! I have business cards that say “Junior Vice President” on them! They’re glossy and magnificent! Here! Have one! Take it!

My boys are coming out with me tonight! They all have striped shirts too!

I figure we’ll kick off the night with some Golden Tee! I am going to smack the shit out of that little white ball! It’s going to be so fcking loud! I’ll bet I can drive that pretend golf ball 600 fcking yards tonight! I’m that fcking pumped!

I can almost taste those Jager Bombs right now! I fcking love Red Bull! I put it on my God damned cereal! I’m crushing one right now!

I’m thinking about buying a boat this year!

I’m gonna fight someone tonight! I pray to God someone makes eye contact with me! I will beat his ass! And God help him if he gets any blood on my striped shirt! If he does, I’ll scrub it out with his dick and some bleach! I mean it!

I’m gonna grind on girls asses tonight! You heard me! When I see a group of girls dancing in a circle, I will select the most attractive one and dry hump her until it hurts! I will rub my cock against her so that she can feel my throbbing hard on!

I will valet tonight!

I will treat the valet with contempt and make sure that he knows that I am superior to him in life! I will tell him to “Take it easy on the brakes, Champ”!

I will talk to people I don’t know about my job tonight! They will all know that I am an important man! I will call female bartenders “Babe” and male bartenders “Chief”!

When I do not hook up with a girl at that club, I will say that the place is “full of skanks”! We will wait in a long line to go to another bar only to strike out again!

I will give up and decide to order a gyro off of a street vendor! I will make fun of him to my friends for being foreign! I will look ridiculous purchasing my gyro because people will be able to tell by my striped shirt and tinted sunglasses that I struck out and am settling for a gyro!

I will make one last attempt to hook up by trying to coax two big girls who are also ordering gyros to coming back to my place for “after hours”! When they say no I will make fun of them for being fat! I will leave!

When I get home I will go to the bathroom and hold the straight razor to my wrist again! I will gently drag the razor laterally against my vein, making sure not to actually cut myself!

I will then go to my room and pass out! I will need some shut eye so that I’ll be ready to fcking party again tomorrow!

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BTW, I am HOUSED on Red Bull an Kettle right now. You know how hard Wii is drunk?

04-11-08, 12:32 AM
Boy, I'm so glad I don't live in New Jersey. :D

04-11-08, 01:36 AM
Hmph. I woke up in South America on my 21st. Yea, woke up there. Started in my living room...

04-11-08, 01:39 AM
Clubbing is for skanks and retards.

+1 for agreeing with Koz and Jesda.

We agree on that. I haven't been out for the express purpose of drinking in at least forty years.

Though I DO go out for drink and heavy drinkin' occasionally...I've calmed down a HELLUVA lot in the last two years or so.

04-11-08, 01:42 AM
Hmph. I woke up in South America on my 21st. Yea, woke up there. Started in my living room...

I think I remember a post about that...

04-11-08, 02:15 AM
I had the same kind of epiphany in a saloon that I had in the unemployment insurance line. I went to signup for unemployment and as I was standing in line I realized that I didn't consider myself to be like that bunch of losers so I walked out and got a job. I was continuously employed without interruption for the next fifty years. Sitting in a saloon I looked around at all the losers, left, and I never went back. There aren't many people in the unemployment line or hanging around in a bar that can teach you much about living a good and successful life.

Night Wolf
04-11-08, 04:10 AM
We agree on that. I haven't been out for the express purpose of drinking in at least forty years.

That means I still have 8 years to go :eek: