: You know you're in California when....



growe3
05-20-04, 11:47 AM
:) CALIFORNIA :)





So as to not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes....

1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take BART and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

5. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

6. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

7. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

8. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

9. Your car insurance costs as much as your car.

10. It's sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

11. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

12. It's sprinkling rain, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

13. The Terminator is your governor.

lowscola
05-20-04, 02:32 PM
Thats is too funny. Was in LA for 3 months in the summer of 97, great place to visit...

tru504187211
05-20-04, 03:16 PM
Vacationed there, but would never move there.

Dead Sled
05-20-04, 08:11 PM
and people wonder why I hate California :rolleyes2

growe3
05-20-04, 08:42 PM
A good sense of humor helps us get by :) .

-George

Playdrv4me
05-21-04, 02:27 PM
Number 2 could also be... "You just bought a 300,000.00 house...in COMPTON" :lildevil:

Stoneage_Caddy
05-21-04, 03:18 PM
you know your in cali when ....


you rent a black town car and drive to the ming theater , have your biggest buddy let the best looking girl in your firetruck class out of the back and everyone takes pictures thinking she is someone famous ....

then they ask the limo driver (me) who she is , they get pissed when they find out it was just 3 people int he airforce playing a joke

MMNineInchNails
05-21-04, 06:44 PM
:) CALIFORNIA :)





So as to not be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan jokes....

1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take BART and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

4. Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

5. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

6. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

7. A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

8. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

9. Your car insurance costs as much as your car.

10. It's sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH."

11. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or pagers.

12. It's sprinkling rain, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

13. The Terminator is your governor.

god it's true. It's all so true.