: What beer would they serve in Hell?



MN-STS-LOVER
03-04-08, 02:31 AM
As a follow up to the "I hope they serve beer in hell" thread. I thought I would ask what's the worst beer in your opinion that should be served to the dregs living in hell?

MauiV
03-04-08, 02:43 AM
Any mass produced US beer, specifically Budweiser products, gets my vote. Corona is also swill.

BTW, Several of the strories are posted on his site if you follow the link. I read the 277 page book in 2 sittings because I couldnt stop laughing.

Oh Yeah. Im pretty sure that in Hell the only beverrages available will be some kind of Moca-capa-latte Starbucks crap.

I sure am gonna miss bourbon for eternity.

CTSV_Rob
03-04-08, 03:00 AM
Coors.

MN-STS-LOVER
03-04-08, 03:03 AM
See....now you've gone and done it! All I drink are Anheuser-Busch products (or most Canadian Beers (Labatt Blue)(Molson)):gun2:

CTSV_Rob
03-04-08, 03:21 AM
May enjoy hell then.

Spyder
03-04-08, 03:24 AM
Worst I ever had was something called Royal Duffer. Golf themed beer. I bought it at Grocery Outlet...for like 3 bucks...and it came in a nine pack. Like the back nine...

Other than that, Milwaukee's Beast is pretty bad but has the wide mouth can.

Oly is probably the worst...

Rolex
03-04-08, 09:59 AM
Several years ago when I was playing in a softball tournament in Lake Charles, Louisana there was a local bar advertising free beer to all the teams. Obviously college kids + free beer = we're showed up thirsty. Only problem was they were serving Red Wolf. At the time there was a beer called Red Dog that wasn't at all bad. Anheuser-Busch tried to offer Red Wolf as a knock off to capatilize on the success of red Dog, and FAILED miserably. Red Wolf was thick and had to be chewed a little before you could swallow it. It had an aftertaste that I would compare to licking a cat's a$$.

I imagine they'd serve room temperature Red Wolf in hell.

dkozloski
03-04-08, 10:54 AM
My neighbor sent a sample of his home brew beer to the lab and got back a report that his horse had diabetes so I guess it's in the running.

blunted
03-04-08, 11:40 AM
Natural Ice & Rolling rock :vomit:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-04-08, 11:44 AM
Milwaukee's Best or Keystone.

CadillacGurl
03-04-08, 01:48 PM
Budweiser's Red Dog or something :ack:

RunningOnEMT
03-04-08, 01:58 PM
probably going to ahve to go with steel city, 12 horse ale, or geneesee cream ale

genny cream was 12 for 5.99 thats really shitty

EcSTSatic
03-04-08, 02:16 PM
You guys are missing the big picture. They wouldn't serve beer in hell. Instead, the best beers in the world would be there, unfortunately they would always be just out of reach!

dkozloski
03-04-08, 02:58 PM
A guy is led into hell and sees a bunch of guys sitting around with whiskey bottles on the table and blonde bombshells sitting in their lap. "Wow! This looks pretty good", says the guy. The Devil says, "The bottles have a hole in the bottom and the blondes don't".

Blackout
03-04-08, 03:02 PM
O'Doul's. Hence why they call it hell

CIWS
03-04-08, 03:32 PM
Why Satan Red of course :devil:





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RunningOnEMT
03-04-08, 03:44 PM
what about Young's Old Nick

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heavymetals
03-04-08, 04:09 PM
Any type you want, but it will be warm (unless your English, then it will be cold) and FLAT......

(and probably non-alcoholic) :lildevil:

eldorado99
03-04-08, 04:34 PM
And it would be spiked with that anabuse stuff.


Any type you want, but it will be warm (unless your English, then it will be cold) and FLAT......

(and probably non-alcoholic) :lildevil:

c5 rv
03-04-08, 07:18 PM
Beer in Hell? Wicked Ale has a nice ring to it.

gary88
03-04-08, 07:21 PM
Miller

I~LUV~Caddys8792
03-04-08, 10:44 PM
A guy is led into hell and sees a bunch of guys sitting around with whiskey bottles on the table and blonde bombshells sitting in their lap. "Wow! This looks pretty good", says the guy. The Devil says, "The bottles have a hole in the bottom and the blondes don't".


AHAHAHAHA!!!

Florian
03-05-08, 12:03 AM
Strohs, Hamms or Mickeys O-Mouths.....horrible.


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JTraik
03-05-08, 12:52 AM
...or geneesee cream ale

genny cream was 12 for 5.99 thats really shitty


OK, this is a Rochester beer! This is all I drink man, tastes so damn good with chicken wings! Where are you from?

Jesda
03-05-08, 01:51 AM
Sam Adam's Boston Lager