: Top 10 reasons MEN...



firstimecaddi
02-14-08, 08:22 PM
.......... Prefer Guns over Women

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo
5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
4. Guns function normally every day of the month.
3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason ...


1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

nikon
02-14-08, 10:16 PM
I have a feeling your single on V day.. :confused:

still funny though :D