: Friday Funnies

02-01-08, 03:19 PM
a lady walks into a jewelry store she walks over to the rings..as she bends over to get a closer look she accidentally farts..she quickly looks around to see if anyone had heard what happened..no sooner does she look around she spots an employee directly behind her, nervously she asks the employee how much was the ring? trying to negate the scene..the employee answers if just looking at the ring makes you fart when you see the price, youre going to shit yourself!!

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.
The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said,
"I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist faint