: Take a seat and read on the greatest PWNAGE...



thebigjimsho
12-31-07, 02:23 AM
...maybe ever...


http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showthread.php?t=98489

Adam
12-31-07, 02:39 AM
Cliff notes please.

thebigjimsho
12-31-07, 03:02 AM
Cliff notes please.I'm still reading it myself. But I can tell you, after 1 page, you'll be hooked. Chock full of good ownage...

Jesda
12-31-07, 03:13 AM
Guy was found to be full of crap AND a registered sex offender.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-31-07, 03:50 AM
Guy was found to be full of crap AND a registered sex offender.


LOL! Wow.

thebigjimsho
12-31-07, 04:16 AM
Guy was found to be full of crap AND a registered sex offender.That is just the tip of the iceberg. There is over 10 major LOL episodes of ownage. Every page has a gem, if not loads more...

gary88
12-31-07, 04:51 AM
Wow, I skimmed through the whole thing. Absolutely priceless! "Owned" should be added to the dictionary, and his picture should be next to it.

derrty_deville
12-31-07, 05:40 AM
Owned 13 times in as many pages. Its beautiful. It really just got better and better as it went along.

TagApl4
12-31-07, 09:00 AM
And if that is not you in all the photos and that is not your address and that is not your phone number and that is not your NSX license plate and that is not your NSX registration showing a lien holder then how the hell did Leno find you?

http://nsx.nick.justgotowned.com/



Absolutely amazing, Thread of the year and i find it on the last day of the year, just great!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-31-07, 01:25 PM
I think the whole McCombie incident even falls behind this one on the scale of all time PWN3GE.


On a related note, I'm buying this for Jesda.
http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/ex_chrishansen.jpg

gary88
12-31-07, 03:30 PM
Here's extended cliff notes taken from the thread

Page 1
– Spammer NSX_NICK tries to peddle his website by bragging he’s made a bunch of money and bought a NSX for $63k in cash.

– Spammer gets exposed as owner of said website and his name is Nick Sitko.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...9&postcount=21 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=919849&postcount=21)

– NSX_NICK denies identity and address.

Page 2
– NSX_NICK gets exposed for lying about paying in cash.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...7&postcount=52 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=919957&postcount=52)

– A Nick Sitko is found on South Carolina Sex Offenders website. http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...0&postcount=48 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=919940&postcount=48)

Page 3
– Nick Sitko is found on familywatchdog.us http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=115 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=921144&postcount=115)

– Thread starts to spread around the interweb.

Page 4
– NSX_NICK attempts damage control still denies identity and address and the fact that he’s a pedo. He’s still claiming that he bought the NSX with $63K in a suitcase full of 20s.

Page 5
– NSX_NICK lies some more against direct evidence.

Page 6
– NSX_NICK lies some more while being a condescending douche, bragging about his income and new Porsche 911.

Page 7
– NSX_NICK gets exposed for lying about his income by his postings in other threads.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=302 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922267&postcount=302)

– NSX_NICK’s lie bout not owning the poker site advertised in his profile is exposed when pictures of his NSX is found in the site’s image directories.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=331 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922352&postcount=331)
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=341 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922365&postcount=341)

Page 8
– Nick Sitko myspage page is found. His picture matches the sex offender websites and his myspace is peddling the same gambling sites, proving conclusively what we knew all along that Nick Sitko the spammer/gambler and Nick Sitko the pedo is one and the same.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=364 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922410&postcount=364)
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=374 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922433&postcount=374)

– Anonymous poster ran the tag of Nick’s NSX and it comes back to a Nick Sitko with the same exact address as the spammer/pedo, proving conclusively that the poster NSX_NICK is in fact Nick Sitko the pedo spammer. Anonymous poster also discovers Nick’s NSX has a lien holder on it.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=397 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922472&postcount=397)

Page 9 and 10
– Nick Sitko still denies his own identity, but gets caught deleting his NSX pictures from the poker site’s directory.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=455 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922586&postcount=455)
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=460 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922594&postcount=460)
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=462 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922598&postcount=462)

Page 11
– User Kevin1965 pops up, poses as a random stranger and defends Nick, citing libel, defamation etc. One can safely assume this is one of Nick’s acquaintances or it’s Nick himself.

Page 12
– Kevin1965 gets exposed for cutting and pasting from a Defamation of Character article.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=563 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922835&postcount=563)
Kevin 1965, total stranger, then claim he just spoke with Nick’s attorney and proceeds to defend Nick’s pedophile charges.

Page 14
– Kevin1965 gets his lies thoroughly exposed by a real attorney.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=674 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=922998&postcount=674)

– More corroborating evidence from Nick’s mechanic, proving NSX_NICK and Nick Sitko the spammer pedo are one and the same.
http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showp...&postcount=678 (http://www.nsxprime.com/forums/showpost.php?p=923007&postcount=678)

thebigjimsho
12-31-07, 03:53 PM
Beautiful.


Srsly, link to the page, and when the time is right, sit down with a good wine or a couple beers and enjoy. It's wonderful...

ejguillot
12-31-07, 05:40 PM
This is BY FAR the most vicious ownage I've seen! A delightful read.

TagApl4
12-31-07, 06:18 PM
Beautiful.


Srsly, link to the page, and when the time is right, sit down with a good wine or a couple beers and enjoy. It's wonderful...

I stayed up till 4am last night knitting and reading all 14 pages of 50 post per page... Sleep for 6 hrs wake up and there are 4 more pages to enjoy and my knitting needle is still semi loaded... What a thread to close the year with!

Chad buy the shirt here: http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/p...rishansen.html


Server message when maxxed out: (LOL, this is a cool bunch of guys. Has me considering if i really need 4 doors)

I'm givin' her all she's got, Captain!


The site is currently overloaded with traffic, so your session is being denied in an attempt to keep 'er from crashing entirely. The site can handle about 1,300 sessions at a time right now. Unfortunately you are not one of those 1,300, so please try again later.* Better luck next time!

In the meantime, maybe you could play some online poker... I hear it's a great way to win a lot of money.


* Please Note: "Try again later" does not mean "sit there mashing the 'reload' button 50 times a second" because if everyone does that, it' s just going to take that much longer for the load on the server to ease up.

Florian
12-31-07, 07:09 PM
that thread is GENIUS!!!!!! total Stallownage!


F

HITMONEY
12-31-07, 07:46 PM
Wow!

That was a biblical ownage!

I read 18 pages worth.

DILLIGAF
12-31-07, 09:42 PM
Jim,you are the man.This surpasses the Honda in a ditch thread by a huge ****ing margin.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
01-01-08, 04:07 AM
God I love the internet.

RightTurn
01-01-08, 01:16 PM
Jim,you are the man.This surpasses the Honda in a ditch thread by a huge ****ing margin.

I don't know... the Honda in a Ditch thread was epic. :lol:

TagApl4
01-01-08, 06:58 PM
Their new system overload message



http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg21/rreedom/nsx.jpg?t=1199228266

RightTurn
01-01-08, 07:22 PM
Sal needed a notice like that one. :histeric:

TagApl4
01-01-08, 07:30 PM
They wont stop ripping him, and it only gets better

http://talking.americangreetings.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=kR2xcNg43bg5oSUj1ENTha

thebigjimsho
01-01-08, 07:39 PM
More ownage on page 22, post #1088...

I~LUV~Caddys8792
01-01-08, 08:43 PM
Man, that guy just looks like a sex offender.

wildwhl
01-02-08, 02:00 AM
So, I'm reading like 13 pages of this thing (linked from elsewhere) and I run across thebigjimshow...small world at times.

:D

WW

Adam
01-02-08, 04:40 AM
I think the whole McCombie incident even falls behind this one on the scale of all time PWN3GE.


On a related note, I'm buying this for Jesda.
http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/ex_chrishansen.jpg

THAT is the funniest shirt I think I've ever seen... lol!

thebigjimsho
01-02-08, 12:22 PM
So, I'm reading like 13 pages of this thing (linked from elsewhere) and I run across thebigjimshow...small world at times.

:D

WWThis thread is going to unite all and lead to world peace. hahahaha

RightTurn
01-02-08, 02:07 PM
More likely whirled peas. I'm just sayin'.

The Tony Show
01-02-08, 02:09 PM
Honda in a ditch WAS pretty epic, so if this is better then I seriously need to read it tonight. I love a good forum ripping, especially when they get caught red-handed (as apparently is the case).

Thanks for the link. :D

RightTurn
01-02-08, 02:11 PM
Good luck getting a connection. That's the busiest forum on teh intarweb. :lol:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
01-02-08, 02:43 PM
Can I get a link to this infamous "Honda in a ditch" thread?

thebigjimsho
01-02-08, 02:46 PM
Yeah, I'm thinking get the max posts per page and print it out...

trukk
01-02-08, 03:41 PM
Is that thread mirrored anywhere?

-Chirs

thebigjimsho
01-02-08, 04:49 PM
More likely whirled peas. I'm just sayin'.I think it. U say it...

Silver Dollar
01-02-08, 08:13 PM
I got to page 6 before I started smelling the smoke from their server. I think the entire computer owning population of the planet is hitting that site.

DILLIGAF
01-02-08, 09:24 PM
Can I get a link to this infamous "Honda in a ditch" thread?
Maybe,but you'll have to look,,,,,www.Houston Imports .com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gij5UtaS9rg


Watch this if you can't search for the thread there.

nickc50310
01-03-08, 01:46 PM
HEHE Im here!!!

urbanski
01-03-08, 04:08 PM
Sal needed a notice like that one. :histeric:

this place has about 16,000 CPUs and 1 gajillion jiggybites of stuff....never gonna over load us

RightTurn
01-03-08, 04:23 PM
I was referring to the "good old days" when Sal's server used to get overloaded. ;)

urbanski
01-03-08, 04:24 PM
haha @ pg 23 pst 1119

he purchased it in 4/06 for $279,000 he had a $223,000 mortgage with a 10.1% variable interest rate that could not go below 10.1% but could go up to 16%.


10% haha. subprime bingo

NOT ON MY WATCH
01-03-08, 04:37 PM
That is just too funny - thanks for posting this.

thebigjimsho
01-04-08, 02:31 AM
I'm still amazed at how fast that thread keeps growing. And then NSX_KIM comes in with the fuel to add to the simmering fire...

thebigjimsho
01-08-08, 06:47 PM
The site traffic has reduced greatly so those who couldn't get on before can now...

thebigjimsho
02-08-12, 12:07 AM
I can't believe how long ago that was...

brandondeleo
02-08-12, 12:16 AM
Lol that guy failed SO epic-ly. That was a joy to read.

billc83
02-10-12, 07:16 PM
Wow. At least the guy who poured NOS in his gas tank didn't get exposed as a sex predator...

Jeez...just saw how old this was.

thebigjimsho
02-10-12, 09:06 PM
Is it ever really too old?