: Sorry in advance if this makes you throw up on your keyboard



gary88
12-20-07, 01:27 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Cadillac-DeVille-DTS-CUSTOM-2000-CADILLAC-DEVILLE-UNIQUE-1-OF-A-KIND-SHOW_W0QQitemZ360004432770QQihZ023QQcategoryZ6146Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Lets have a moment of silence for this poor, poor DeVille.

yellowxhoodie
12-20-07, 01:35 PM
for some reason all thats coming to mind is...teletubbies.

yellowxhoodie
12-20-07, 01:37 PM
and this...
http://candyaddict.com/blog/uploads/cotton_candy.jpg

malcolm
12-20-07, 01:37 PM
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z263/dcm515/2004040179_Display-35.gif

Frost
12-20-07, 01:54 PM
Good God.

Spyder
12-20-07, 02:06 PM
Why fiberglass interior? Just to throw any semblance of comfort right out the window? Annnnd why do you need a SECOND DVD PLAYER, as they seem to think is so important...
I also like the "Optimum" batteries.

What the hell is wrong with Floridians?

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-20-07, 02:08 PM
Thanks for the epileptic seizure Gary.

I'd pay to see someone torch that one.

Crown Vic Owner
12-20-07, 02:27 PM
Thanks for the epileptic seizure Gary.

I'd pay to see someone torch that one.

When i have a fantasy, i dream of mark99STSes car.


When i have a nightmare, i dream of this poor deville

Florian
12-20-07, 02:34 PM
brutal



F

Cadillacboy
12-20-07, 04:49 PM
Horrendous !

Destroyer
12-20-07, 04:53 PM
Yyyyyyeeeeeeesssssssssssss!!!!. I won! Its mine all mine!!!. Post more pics when it comes in!!.:)

Jesda
12-20-07, 05:06 PM
AHHHH MOTHERLAND!!!

Submariner409
12-20-07, 07:03 PM
:thepan: Stunning, simply stunning :thepan: Stunning, simply stunning :thepan: Stunnnnninnnngggg.....:histeric:

Got one look before the link shut down. Puke

hueterm
12-20-07, 07:15 PM
Maybe the headgaskets will blow and put it out of its misery -- and stick the purchaser w/$15K worth of donk...

zz_camaro_zz
12-20-07, 07:27 PM
I think someone has watched to many episodes of pimp my ride.

CadillacGurl
12-20-07, 07:56 PM
Notice if you scroll to the bottom where you can ask the seller questions, there's someone that actually says it's a MEAN ride... wtf are they smoking PCP?!?! Just :ack:

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-20-07, 08:06 PM
Notice if you scroll to the bottom where you can ask the seller questions, there's someone that actually says it's a MEAN ride... wtf are they smoking PCP?!?!

Actually, I wouldn't doubt that, not one bit.


Maybe the headgaskets will blow and put it out of its misery -- and stick the purchaser w/$15K worth of donk...


I wouldn't doubt that the HG's have already gone.

slk230mb
12-20-07, 08:07 PM
That's not a Deville anymore.

hueterm
12-20-07, 08:12 PM
I wouldn't doubt that the HG's have already gone.

Would that not be hilarious?? Some fool stuck out on the hwy in that abomination... :-)

dwight.j.carter
12-20-07, 08:13 PM
If I saw that car in person I would SHIT on the hood on purpose !
That is just horrible !

SlxAlxx
12-20-07, 08:13 PM
I can't believe it. That used to be my car. I thought the VIN looked familiar so I went and dug up some paper work. The VINs match from the eBay page and my service records. I hated that car a great deal which is why I got rid of it, but I hoped it would've gotten pushed off of a bridge or lit on fire. I certainly never wanted THAT atrocity to happen. What a small world huh?

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-20-07, 08:20 PM
Wow, that is amazing. You went from a N* to a HT4100. Both in Cadillacs that you hated...you've had terrible luck so far. You need yourself a good ol' 4.9 Cadillac or a 350 Brougham...they'll set you straight.

What was the car like originally? What sort of color combo etc etc?

77CDV
12-20-07, 09:19 PM
The seller did say we'd never see another one like it, and we can only pray he's right. Someone has got to stop munching the special brownies.

Dadillac
12-20-07, 09:53 PM
Looks like the only thing missing to make that car complete is a ......

DRKSIDE
12-20-07, 09:55 PM
OH GREAT! Now I have to go back to therapy.

My_favorite_Brougham
12-20-07, 10:23 PM
Yall just be glad it ain't no '92 Brougham d'E or an '80 Fleet coupe.... then I would explode!! This just makes me sick; it don't matter if it's a Caddy or a Civic... no car deserves to end up like that! http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x141/Shutterbug668/gr_barf.gif http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x141/Shutterbug668/gr_barf.gif http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x141/Shutterbug668/gr_barf.gif http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x141/Shutterbug668/gr_barf.gif

ryannel2003
12-20-07, 10:29 PM
For once, i'm at a loss for words.

codewize
12-20-07, 10:57 PM
I don't even know what to say but I certainly don't see any reason to have an alarm in that car.

CadillacSTS42005
12-21-07, 12:42 AM
well
umm
the taillights are good..

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-21-07, 12:59 AM
I think we need to get a hold of the Snicker's guys...we've found the Cadillac to use in the next commerical.

93DevilleUSMC
12-21-07, 01:53 AM
Vehicle Description




"This is an absolutely awesome one of a kind car. You will never find one like it in the world. This car is pink and blue in color and is custom made inside and out."

Put the weed down!

The outside:

has a custom 2-toned paint job

has a after market grill ($800)

24" Spinning rims

o the background of the rims are blue (has swin all around)

o the trimming of them are pink

8 speakers

o 4 under the front grill

o 4 under the rear bumper

has a pink and blue neon light

o in the front grill

o in the bumper

has a 3-step sun roof/moon roof

The inside:

has complete custom upholstry

2-toned interior to match the outside

has woodgrain in the dash board

Fiberglass interior (which is very expensive and hard to do)

Which is why ya don't do it!

o 4 fiberglass doors

o a fiberglass center console

o fiberglass back seat

o fiberglass rear deck

All plexiglass

o headliner

o door

o rear deck

custom lighting in the head liner

The inside of this car is absolutely beautiful.

Entertainment:

2 7" screen TV's (one in each sun visor)

Kenwood 7" Double-Din Radio

CD changer

an extra DVD player

34 Eminete speaker on the inside (Salinium EV)

MMats EQ

2 - JR13W7 Subwoofers

1 - Earthquake 5000 sub-amp

2 - 850.4 speaker amps

600 power acoustic amp

4 - extra optimum batteries

Custom built subwoofer box

Security:

Viper 791 Alarm

Black Jack anti-theft security system

Like anyone would steal this POS.

This is a great car like no other. This car also has a custom suspension list, and another amp that I did not mention in the list above. This car has been serviced reguarly, and is in good working condition.

This car is one of a Kind, you can not find another one like this anywhere!!!

Believe me, @$$hole, we don't want to.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these muthaf*ckin donks, on this mothaf*ckin eBay!

SlxAlxx
12-21-07, 08:14 AM
Wow, that is amazing. You went from a N* to a HT4100. Both in Cadillacs that you hated...you've had terrible luck so far. You need yourself a good ol' 4.9 Cadillac or a 350 Brougham...they'll set you straight.

What was the car like originally? What sort of color combo etc etc?

It originally was a one owner car from Highland Beach, FL. It was a base model with White Diamond paint, shale interior, and a matching cloth top. The car was pretty basic and there were a lot just like it around here. I have had terrible luck so far. I want my '89 Fleetwood Coupe back. I miss the TBI 4.5. THAT was a fantastic, reliable, and peppy car.

As for my HT4100 powered turd, it's getting chopped up right now. The dead battery was my last straw. If anyone needs parts off of an '84 FWB, let me know.

ewill3rd
12-21-07, 08:35 AM
What can I say that hasn't been said?

Why would you remove the rear seat and headrests to make it into a 4 door two seater?

Next person to post a link to something like that might be hearing from my lawyer! :histeric:

chess
12-21-07, 08:49 AM
Wow are people thinking...

Sandy
12-21-07, 11:02 AM
I actually like the car. The Pink & Blue are nice together, and the wheels are awesome !
Look closely at the trunk lid. See that small deck lid spoiler ? Well....THAT ruins the entire car for me !
Not for that - I'd buy it

Sandy
12-21-07, 11:03 AM
Of Course I Was Kidding
I'd Rather Drive A Daewoo !

77CDV
12-21-07, 02:00 PM
Of Course I Was Kidding
I'd Rather Drive A Daewoo !
Thank God for that. I was about to suggest you have the doc dial back your meds!:rolleyes:

Sandy
12-22-07, 02:53 PM
:D:D:D With all the aches & pains I have, the health probs, and worry of the future, 'ya have to keep ones sence of humor. I am glad to be home. I am improving, slowly, but steadily. I am eating good food and resting, and spending alot of time on this medium.

Have a nice holiday !

AlBundy
12-22-07, 04:08 PM
Same to you Sandy & everyone else..

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-22-07, 04:40 PM
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Collectively, that is what we're all doing.

Jesda
12-22-07, 05:35 PM
^^^hahhahahahahhah!!!!!

77CDV
12-22-07, 05:58 PM
:D:D:D With all the aches & pains I have, the health probs, and worry of the future, 'ya have to keep ones sence of humor. I am glad to be home. I am improving, slowly, but steadily. I am eating good food and resting, and spending alot of time on this medium.

Have a nice holiday !

And to you! Glad you're on the mend.

Craig

Stoneage_Caddy
12-23-07, 01:59 AM
it makes me wonder what poppa smurf is driving now

Destroyer
12-23-07, 11:50 PM
it makes me wonder what poppa smurf is driving now
Last I heard it was Smurfette!:sheep:

hundley2803
12-24-07, 12:28 AM
its pimptastic