: Posters Who Are Peerless!



firstimecaddi
12-18-07, 11:17 AM
How often do you folks run into people who are grouchy, irritable, mean, bad tempered, cranky, peevish, fretful, abusive, etc, etc, etc ?

If you post on CadillacForums.com or read the message board--your answer may very well be EVERYDAY!!!

Have you folks ever asked why are people grouchy ?

Well, let's start with men. Why are men grouchy ?

Are women attracted to grouchy men ?

The law of attraction says that we attract who and what we are into our lives.

Therefore grouchy men must attract grouchy women.


SO WHY ARE MEN GROUCHY ?


There are actually a few reasons:

1. Men who are dissatisfied with the size of their penis tend to be very grouchy.

2. Men who suffer from premature ejaculation tend to be very grouchy.

3. Men who cannot maintain firm erections--they suffer from erectile dysfunction--tend to be very grouchy.

So the next time you encounter a grouchy man folks--you now know what his problem is--it's nearly always sexual in nature.


QUESTION:

Have you ever started a thread on the CF message board--and out of the blues you have some poster show up and start cussing and abusing you ?

CAN YOU IDENTIFY ANY SUCH POSTER ?

That's a grouch for you folks!!!

He is sexually incompetent and knows it--he is projecting his inner frustration onto others.

Women will avoid this bastard like the plague.

Think of it--which woman would want such a man ?

Ask the women here--they are mostly attracted to men of extraordinary charm, men with an enthralling sense of humor, men who are feverishly enthusiastic, and men who are incredibly secure.

The grouchy man is the exact opposite to all those qualities.

Let's see if any grouchy people show up on this thread.

Remember--insecurity regarding penis size, premature ejaculation, inability to maintain firm erections---that a grouchy man for you.

DAMN!! A MAN IS BETTER OFF DEAD THAN TO SUFFER FROM THE ABOVE CONDITIONS. :stirpot:

EcSTSatic
12-18-07, 11:19 AM
DAMN!! A MAN IS BETTER OFF DEAD THAN TO SUFFER FROM THE ABOVE CONDITIONS. :stirpot:

You sound a bit grouchy to me ;)

firstimecaddi
12-18-07, 11:34 AM
lol... not at all, just food for thought:D

dkozloski
12-18-07, 11:34 AM
Don't judge everybody by yourself.

firstimecaddi
12-18-07, 11:36 AM
don't we have some comedians in here today!:D

Brizzal
12-18-07, 12:10 PM
was this meant to be a rant? lol

dkozloski
12-18-07, 12:57 PM
He was bored so he tossed a stink bomb into the room.

RightTurn
12-18-07, 12:58 PM
:food-snacking:

SlxAlxx
12-18-07, 12:58 PM
You totally contradicted yourself in every way.

dkozloski
12-18-07, 01:09 PM
Who did?

c5 rv
12-18-07, 01:23 PM
Someone on one of the forums I read has a signature that reads:

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep."

No wonder he has this problem.

urbanski
12-18-07, 01:47 PM
was this meant to be a rant? lol

nothing more than a super old and lame copypasta