: Top 10 thoughts for 2007



70eldo
12-17-07, 08:23 AM
Top 10Thoughts For 2007

Number10
Life is sexuallytransmitted.

Number9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one candie.

Number8
Men have twoemotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him withoutan erection, make him asandwich.

Number7
Give a person afish and you feed them for a day; teach a personto use the Internet and theywon't bother you for weeks.

Number6
Some people arelike a Slinky ... not really good for anything,but you still can't help butsmile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number5
Health nuts aregoing to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitalsdying ofnothing.

Number4
All of us couldtake a lesson from the weather. It pays noattention tocriticism.

Number3
Why does a slighttax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantialtax cut saves you$0.30?

Number2
In the '60's,people took acid to make the world weird. Now theworld is weird and peopletake Prozac to make it normal.

ANDTHE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactlywhere one cow with Mad-cow-disease is locatedamong the millions and millionsof cows in America , but we haven't got a clueasto where thousands ofillegal immigrants and terrorists are located.Maybe we should put theDepartment of Agriculture in charge ofimmigration.

Andthe BONUS thought fortoday
"Life is like a jarof jalapeņos. What you do today,might burn your asstomorrow."

CadillacSTS42005
12-17-07, 10:59 AM
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