: Urination - Question for the guys...



Lord Cadillac
12-06-07, 01:56 AM
What's your preference?

Red_October_7000
12-06-07, 02:11 AM
I'm assuming we're talking about the little "Y" of "Y-front" type underwear. I've never found it useful; once you're finished using it it never seems to want to go back properly. Much easier to just yank the waistband down.

eldorado99
12-06-07, 02:22 AM
I'm assuming we're talking about the little "Y" of "Y-front" type underwear. I've never found it useful; once you're finished using it it never seems to want to go back properly. Much easier to just yank the waistband down.


I agree, unless I'm wearing a belt, then I'd rather use the "Y".

dkozloski
12-06-07, 02:31 AM
How do you spot a Polack with weak kidneys?

A rusty zipper and yellow sneakers.

nikon
12-06-07, 11:49 AM
How do you spot a Polack with weak kidneys?

A rusty zipper and yellow sneakers.

:histeric:

RunningOnEMT
12-06-07, 11:55 AM
definitely over the fence... i wear my shirts tucked in at work so any disturbance and i'm going to need to "re-tuck" anyways so off with the belt.

plus there is nothing worse than peeing on yoru shirt tails

malcolm
12-06-07, 12:16 PM
Over the fence, I can't fit the mosnter through the little opening. hahahaha

Fire and Ice
12-06-07, 12:35 PM
Sal is bored, isn't he?

At any rate... Over the fence. :D

yellowxhoodie
12-06-07, 12:42 PM
over the fence,
and through he woods.

Fire and Ice
12-06-07, 12:48 PM
over the fence,
and through the woods.

Through the woods? You know they make clippers to trim that down right? I've even heard it makes you look "bigger." :histeric:

Crown Vic Owner
12-06-07, 01:02 PM
through the woods

or, most of the time with me, theres no woods or fence

EcSTSatic
12-06-07, 01:12 PM
This is just waaay too much information.

yellowxhoodie
12-06-07, 01:18 PM
haha.
well i couldve made it worse,
and said to your grandmothers house ill go.
but i didnt want to offend anyone.

and i didnt really mean anything like that in the first place...

Fire and Ice
12-06-07, 01:18 PM
You know, that is a bit TMI...

I've been known to ask girls if they have carpet or hardwood floors. :D

malcolm
12-06-07, 01:22 PM
You know, that is a bit TMI...

I've been known to ask girls if they have carpet or hardwood floors. :D

Sounds like the makings of a new poll.:D

Fire and Ice
12-06-07, 01:29 PM
Poll for the Women of Cadillac Forums!

Carpet?

or

Hardwood Floors?


hmmm...

Shag?

or

Burber?


:D

yellowxhoodie
12-06-07, 01:30 PM
this thread is getting a little out of hand.
but im gonna put my 2 cents in anyways.

while carpet is warm , it can easily get dirty and un-maintained.
i have always preffered hardwood floors myself.
they just have so much more appeal.
:)

Fire and Ice
12-06-07, 01:33 PM
He who says "a little out of hand" and then replies with
"while carpet is warm , it can easily get dirty and unmaintained.
i have always preferred hardwood floors myself.
they just have so much more appeal."

not that I disagree with that statement...

:histeric::histeric::histeric:

yellowxhoodie
12-06-07, 01:39 PM
well, i said i was gonna put in my 2 cents anyways.
ive never been one to refuse to continue a conversation that goes somewhere entirely different then it was intended to.

Fire and Ice
12-06-07, 01:43 PM
well, i said i was gonna put in my 2 cents anyways.
ive never been one to refuse to continue a conversation that goes somewhere entirely different then it was intended to.

Yes, thanks to (what I like to blame as A.D.D.) I often bounce from topic to topic and have been know to say really, really obscure and often obscene things just to get a reaction from people. (usually they laugh... usually)

Please, I beg you, don't get me started. I don't want to get banned... again. LMAO

:histeric:

yellowxhoodie
12-06-07, 01:51 PM
haha, well im the same way, but i usually control myself...

AMGoff
12-06-07, 02:31 PM
Good lord... I almost wished I didn't even click onto this thread...

Either way, I'm a boxers man so "through the gate" it is. Although during the warmer months I'm known to go "commando!"

How anyone can wear those tightie-whities is beyond me...

Lord Cadillac
12-06-07, 02:33 PM
So is "No Fly Zone" a real brand of underwear? Or was it just a joke on Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Lord Cadillac
12-06-07, 02:33 PM
Good lord... I almost wished I didn't even click onto this thread...

Either way, I'm a boxers man so "through the gate" it is. Although during the warmer months I'm known to go "commando!"

How anyone can wear those tightie-whities is beyond me...
I feel just the opposite.. I can't wear boxers. I can't stand flapping all over the place. I need support.

CadillacSTS42005
12-06-07, 02:34 PM
wow
just
WOW

Playdrv4me
12-06-07, 02:51 PM
A well placed runner on a hardwood floor is about as good as it gets.

Fire and Ice
12-06-07, 03:06 PM
A well placed runner on a hardwood floor is about as good as it gets.

I'm in total agreement!

AMGoff
12-06-07, 03:22 PM
wow
just
WOW

Oh now, don't get your frilly little panties in a bunch!

yellowxhoodie
12-06-07, 03:32 PM
A well placed runner on a hardwood floor is about as good as it gets.

haha, i had that in my "old house." its always nice to have the best of both worlds...

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-06-07, 03:54 PM
Over the fence for me. Due to the tremendous girth, I don't want to risk cutting myself on the zipper.

lawfive
12-06-07, 04:06 PM
Under the radar. :suspense:

pimpridein
12-06-07, 06:58 PM
Man I haven't been here in a while and damb the Boss is making some pretty good threads . Anyhow both depends on what I'm doing and where I'm at.

Carpet or hardwood --- How about a throw rug over the hardwood .:leghump::lick:

DILLIGAF
12-06-07, 07:48 PM
Boxer Brief guys opinion,over the fence always.I too like the junk held tightly in place.

malcolm
12-06-07, 08:09 PM
Tighty whities for me, at my age the boys need all the support they can get. Gravity takes it's toll over the years and the old yam bag hanging down around knee level can be painful.

LS1Mike
12-06-07, 09:00 PM
Depends. I usually go through the fence. I wear boxers.

Fire and Ice
12-06-07, 09:35 PM
Tighty whities for me, at my age the boys need all the support they can get. Gravity takes it's toll over the years and the old yam bag hanging down around knee level can be painful.

o m f g

Just drew a mental image that I could have gone my whole life without...

Thanks

:histeric:

RightTurn
12-06-07, 11:38 PM
http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z117/sarahw422/Curiouscat.jpg

Crown Vic Owner
12-06-07, 11:58 PM
While, never let kitty think your testes are dangling down, and he thinks its yarn or something.


I made that mistake, once.

gary88
12-07-07, 01:19 AM
Over the fence with boxers. Going through the gate usually requires a button to be un-buttoned, and that's just too much work. The button is there for a reason though, nobody wants their junk going rogue against the inside of jeans.

MN-STS-LOVER
12-07-07, 02:20 AM
Over the fence...and now that it's winter....write your name in the snow....that's how you know you've become a man!

Benzilla
12-07-07, 04:34 AM
I'm a boxers man, so through the gate, unless I'm wearing soccer shorts with no fly. I stopped wearing tighty whities in general when I was 13 because everything just got way too cramped. Although I still wear them with dress pants, to keep everything G-rated, you know.

yellowxhoodie
12-07-07, 11:55 AM
i drew the worst mental picure of saggy *****. Actually, there was a video i ran a cross a couple years ago, im sure you can find it on youtube. Just search for nut bra or something along those lines. Its a hilarious fake infomercial for...yea, u guessed it, a bra for your nuts. Unfortunately youtube is blocked here at my work so i cant post a direct link. If anyone finds it and watches it, post the link on here, i think youll all get a laught out of it.

Lord Cadillac
12-07-07, 03:08 PM
The only product guaranteed to give your dangling testicles the support they so desperately need. The Nut Bra uses patented ball-hoisting technology (or BHT) to lift your boys safely out of harms way.

Simply slip your apple bag into the padded cups, and you're on your way...

0JMN5PClFdQ

CTSV_Rob
12-07-07, 05:45 PM
While, never let kitty think your testes are dangling down, and he thinks its yarn or something.


I made that mistake, once.
Hope the Kitten was declawed!

Wow, Sal seems to be a bit bored, Need to go out and stir up more trouble in the STS-V forum. No, they will probably fall asleep before sending him and PM...

Think, think, think...

Maybe the CTS or the CTS-V guy's, I'll need to think about it for a bit.

I'll just go look for a Newbie that BigJim is messing with and just push him a little futher...

Just kidding Sal, Enjoy the quiet!

__________________________________
Over the Fence :D
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CTSV_Rob
12-07-07, 05:47 PM
I'm betting Urb goes through the gate :)

RightTurn
12-07-07, 08:13 PM
My money's on commando.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
12-07-07, 08:20 PM
The only product guaranteed to give your dangling testicles the support they so desperately need. The Nut Bra uses patented ball-hoisting technology (or BHT) to lift your boys safely out of harms way.

Simply slip your apple bag into the padded cups, and you're on your way...

0JMN5PClFdQ

Well there goes my appetite....

CTSV_Rob
12-07-07, 09:42 PM
My money's on commando.
That's a visual I didn't need.

So how'd you vote RT?