: Deer Meat!

12-03-07, 10:00 AM
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the
kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their
plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said,
'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an *******.

12-03-07, 11:47 AM
actually the word filter makes this one a little funnier, since you are able to insert your own ending to the joke

12-03-07, 12:40 PM
When I heard it, the punchline was "horny bastard." :lol: I'm just sayin.

12-03-07, 01:06 PM
LOL, you could put all sorts of inedible names in there! :canttalk:

Fire and Ice
12-03-07, 01:09 PM
LMAO... that's awesome! Thanks for the laugh :D