: Not only is Kneivel dead, but WILLY NELSON passed away this morning too!

11-30-07, 05:30 PM
Did anyone else hear? They found him dead, on the road again.

Yea, sorry...one of the worst jokes ever...for some reason drunk people seem to laugh at it though.

Fire and Ice
11-30-07, 06:42 PM
As sadistic and evil as it might sound... it was really funny :histeric:

Maybe that's my whole fire and ice thing? hot headed and ice cold heart?
no, no, no... that can't be it! Actually, I am a bit of a smart ass and have been called "mean" on many occasions.

And to correct: Mean people do hurtful things mostly because they don't know any better. Cruel people, like ME, do F***ed up things because we enjoy watching other people cry. :histeric::histeric::histeric:

Just kidding. I'm really not "that" bad.


11-30-07, 06:51 PM
A woman went into the tatoo parlor and had a picture of Elvis tatooed on the inside of her thigh. She didn't like the job so she started to raise hell. The artist offered to redo the job on the other thigh but it didn't come out much better. She leaves, goes next door to the bar, and proceeds to drown her sorrow. As she was gently sobbing to herself a sympathetic guy asks, "What's wrong". She says, "Look at this lousy job". and shows him. He says, "I don't recognize the twins but the guy in the middle kind of looks like Willy Nelson".

11-30-07, 07:16 PM
Probably smells like him too

11-30-07, 10:34 PM
You bastage, I thought you were serious. :ill: