: The be all end all of everything Polls



StealthV
11-13-07, 08:42 PM
We call them eastern Europeans around here.

trukk
11-13-07, 08:47 PM
Rush sucks, but only because of Canada.

-Chris

StealthV
11-13-07, 08:48 PM
It's all about free l00t.

Speaking of which; how come my balance keeps going up?

JonCR96Z
11-13-07, 08:50 PM
Mine goes up, but always come back down.

trukk
11-13-07, 08:53 PM
It's all about free l00t.

Speaking of which; how come my balance keeps going up?

Dunno. Mines is at $289 now. WOOOT.

Perhaps yew getz kool lootz if others particip8 n yer poll?

-Chris

trukk
11-13-07, 08:54 PM
Dunno. Mines is at $289 now. WOOOT.

Perhaps yew getz kool lootz if others particip8 n yer poll?

-Chris

WOOOOW. $293. Damn i'm rich yo'z.

StealthV
11-13-07, 08:55 PM
Purposely trashed mine to nothing.

Perhaps it rewards the mindless thread posters?

trukk
11-13-07, 08:55 PM
WOOOOW. $293. Damn i'm rich yo'z.
Wow $300 now. I wonder if I can quote myslef to millions!

-chris

trukk
11-13-07, 08:56 PM
Perhaps it rewards the mindless thread posters?

If it does F\/CK I'm gonna be RICH!

-Chris

StealthV
11-13-07, 08:56 PM
Rush sucks, but only because of Canada.

-Chris

Canada - Still number one at being north of the USA.

trukk
11-13-07, 08:57 PM
If it does F\/CK I'm gonna be RICH!

-Chris

This is like real money right? We can spend it on whore's and booze?

-Chris

JonCR96Z
11-13-07, 08:57 PM
We call them eastern Europeans around here.


Rush sucks, but only because of Canada.

-Chris


Mine goes up, but always come back down.


Dunno. Mines is at $289 now. WOOOT.

Perhaps yew getz kool lootz if others particip8 n yer poll?

-Chris


WOOOOW. $293. Damn i'm rich yo'z.


Purposely trashed mine to nothing.

Perhaps it rewards the mindless thread posters?


Wow $300 now. I wonder if I can quote myslef to millions!

-chris

Do you get more for quotes?

JonCR96Z
11-13-07, 08:57 PM
Nope

trukk
11-13-07, 08:58 PM
which nets more phat lootz? Quoting or not?

-Chris

StealthV
11-13-07, 08:58 PM
Nope

Double damn.

trukk
11-13-07, 08:59 PM
Nope

Dude, you gotz to be from Canada to get mad lootz from multi-quote. I'm SOOO EFFED.

-Chris

JonCR96Z
11-13-07, 09:00 PM
How's the weather up there in Minneapolis?

trukk
11-13-07, 09:00 PM
I wonder if Rick will get a tripple word score supper cash bonus for having this thread hit 100 posts?

-Chris

trukk
11-13-07, 09:01 PM
I seriously bet you get a HUGE bonus round cash outlay, if your thread is so epic, that it get ASSIMILATED by Urby [Only one way to find out.]

-Chris

JonCR96Z
11-13-07, 09:01 PM
I wonder if Rick will get a tripple word score supper cash bonus for having this thread hit 100 posts?

-Chris

He better not

trukk
11-13-07, 09:02 PM
Epic

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:04 PM
100 posts has gotta be worth what?

One billion dollars.
http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/one%20billion%20dollars%20Austin%20Powers%20Above% 20the%20Law%20blog.jpg

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:05 PM
Porcupine!

trukk
11-13-07, 09:07 PM
I was pretty sure I had no life prior to this thread, but now I'm positive.

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:07 PM
$2 a post?

WTH.

trukk
11-13-07, 09:07 PM
I was pretty sure I had no life prior to this thread, but now I'm positive.


Hmm, actually according to Sal, I'm unique, just like everyone else.

-Chris

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:08 PM
That's worth like $4 in loonies.

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:09 PM
The weather outside is frightful.

Die Fall weather, DIE!

trukk
11-13-07, 09:15 PM
Does size matter?


$324


-Chris

CVP33
11-13-07, 09:15 PM
Threads like these are why I never really left. You just don't get this kind of mindless babble anywhere outside of an institution. The nice part is you don't need the med's to appreciate the humor. And for the record, shock therapy is over-rated. And I really don't think that the ball sack is the preferred placement for the electrodes despite what General Hayden says.

trukk
11-13-07, 09:16 PM
A TREATISE ON SEA MONKEYS!

Lately, many toy stores have been selling kits with formulas and tanks. Many people who buy these kits feel frustrated because even though the instructions are clear, they do not answer all the doubts or questions that may arise.

If you are about to buy one of these kits, be ready to buy, or take extra precaution that the manual doesn't say or spell out clearly, for example:
RULE NUMBER ONE: As much as it pities you ; DO NOT OVER FEED. This is the biggest mistake people make.They see that the spoon is small and the manual says to feed once or twice a week, but they feel sorry and do not follow the golden rule! Of the many Sea-monkeys that are born, only a half dozen or so survive to adulthood. The reason is not under nourishment, but natural selection, only the strongest and fittest survive, like most species in the animal kingdom.

Get a new straw to mix the formulas, most people use spoons that have been washed with soap, a big no no. This straw should be rinsed after each use and stored in a clean paper towel.

If your kit *Does not* include the packet Plasma, consider using only 10 oz of distilled water, instead of the 12 oz that are indicated on the back of the packets. If your kit has Plasma, or if you order it separately by mail (highly recomended), use 12 oz of water. The Plasma is an additive that gives the formula a higher salt concentration, it also provides micro nutrients, that stimulate the growth of the young Sea-Monkeys.

Many problems with the formulas are that people get impatient, please wait 24 to 36 hours after adding packet #1 Water Purifier *before* opening the second packet.

Get or buy a container that holds up to 16 oz of liquid to oxigenate the water at least every time you feed them. This is done by pouring the contents from one container to another a few times. Remember that Sea-Monkeys tanks dont use an air pump. Many more will survive if the water is properly oxigenated. In the first week of life, its important to oxigenate the water daily.

If your kit does not include packet #4 (Plasma), feed the Sea-Monkeys on the fourth day of life. I consider Plasma to be an important additive to the formula. If your kit does not include it, it is worth it to order it.

If your kit contains Plasma, I recommend that you add it on the fourth or fifth day of life, BUT DO NOT FEED ON THE DAY YOU ADD THE PLASMA

Based on personal experience, I recommend that on the fouth or fifth day of life you do either one of these things:


OR you add the entire contents of the Plasma packet, (if your kit includes the Plasma packet);
Or you begin to feed them, with a small serving of food (using the small side of the Sea-Monkey Feeding Spoon that is included in your kit)
Check out my 'Sea-Monkey Cam' (http://home.coqui.net/menace/ismvideos.htm) section so you can see how a four or five day old Sea-Monkeys looks.

If your Kit includes the Plasma packet, wait two or three days after adding the Plasma before feeding them. Even though the new Manual indicates that the Plasma should be added at ten days of life, I have found that it is too late to help the baby Sea-Monkeys survive. This is just a suggestion based on my personal experience, by no means do I assume any responsability for any mishaps, but I can assure that following my method many more Sea-Monkeys will survive.

Most probably the new instructions on the use of Plasma are due to the change in labeling that the formulas underwent a few years ago, when various distributors had control of the sale of the kits. Thanks to ExploraToy this situation is now stable. You can read about my theory on this case in the "history (http://home.coqui.net/menace/iseamonkey.htm#historia)" section.

NOTE: Follow the Plasma 3 packet instructions if you have a Magic Castle or other non-standard (non Micro-View) container that requires the use of the Aqua-Leash to mix the formulas.
If your kit comes with "Sea-Diamonds" *DO NOT* add them to the formula until there are adult Sea-Monkeys in the tank (from 1/2" to 3/4" inch). Also remember to oxigenate the water more frequently, because part of the microscopic food becomes trapped between these 'diamonds' and the babies will not be able to eat.

Sea-Monkeys love sunny days, because they promote the growth of algae, that provides both oxigen and food. But do not make the mistake of leaving them in direct sun light, as this warms the water and is not healthy for your pets. A good idea is to provide a small amout of light, 15 watts or less, or better yet , a light bulb for plants, that does not heat the water, yet provides a constant temperature and soft light at night.

And remember, the future of your Sea-Monkeys is in your hands, WASH THEM!

FOR THE OVERACHIEVERS


If you are really interested in this hobby, order items like 'Jumbo Plasma', 'Water Purifier', 'Aqua Leash', 'Million Bubbles Air Pump' (formerly known as 'Oxy-Mist', to oxigenate the water), 'Sea-Medicine' and maybe another food packet (each food packet can last a year!).

A packet of 'Water Purifier' and a packet of 'Jumbo Living Plasma' make a quart (32 ozs.) of formula, that can be used to separate Sea-Monkeys into various containers (using the 'Aqua-Leash').
That way you can separate;
Newborns (they need tiny particles of food which the older Sea-Monkeys eat first)
The sick (as not to contaminate the others)
The "bullies" (always male)
Pregnant Moms (so the bullies wont bother them) or simply to clean or change the water in tank where you keep your Sea-Monkeys.
How should you clean the Sea-Monkeys water? This is done by empting the contents from the tank to a clean container, carefully , so as to leave only a small amount of water on the bottom (where all the sedimentation is found), clean the tank with some distilled water (be sure to throw out the wash water), then empty the formula in the clean tank. The amount of formula that you threw out with the sediments can be replaced with some prepared "Jumbo Living Plasma". You could also prepare a small packet of Plasma, but this only makes 6 ozs. of formula.

trukk
11-13-07, 09:17 PM
Does size matter?


$324


-Chris


F\/CK! Apparently not.

$326

Sea Monkeys do rock though.

-Chris

CVP33
11-13-07, 09:18 PM
I know that many here are animal lovers. What I mean to say is that I have video of many of you having sex with animals. To that end I offer the following:


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o Protecting puppies or kittens
o Protecting what they feel is “their” territory
o Protecting children they feel are “theirs”
o Threatened by someone coming too close
o In pain, injured or ill
o Surprised or Frightened
o Bothered while eating
o Awoken while sleeping
o Frustrated (from being restrained ie. leashed, chained, tied up)
o Teased whether intentionally or unintentionally
o Excited, nervous or "playing"
o Bred to be vicious, for protection or fighting
An animal may also attack for no reason obvious to a human observer.

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trukk
11-13-07, 09:18 PM
F\/CK! Apparently not.

$326

Sea Monkeys do rock though.

-Chris
I though I'd at least get UBER bonus points or something. I mean what forum casino software doesn't give bonus cash for Sea Monkey references?

-Chris

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:20 PM
Nearly half way to a billion dollars.


Would Stig drive a Sea Monkey Type-ARGH?

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:21 PM
Sea Monkey Type-ARGH?

Triple word score!

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:22 PM
My apologies to Mr. Schumacher; it's "The Stig."

CVP33
11-13-07, 09:23 PM
Trukk and Stealth going at it.

trukk
11-13-07, 09:23 PM
Gotta love ELIZA:

ELIZA - a friend you could never have before

You: Why are CVP33's balls so hairy after BijJim rubs them?

Eliza: Would you like it if they were not cvp33s balls so hairy after bijjim rubs them?

trukk
11-13-07, 09:25 PM
Nearly half way to a billion dollars.


Would Stig drive a Sea Monkey Type-ARGH?

Halfway +1.

The STIG needs to drive that Type Argh right into Jeremey's Gelatenous Ass.

BONG THAT B!TCH.

-Chris

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:25 PM
38 replies, 39 views.

Who wussed out?

trukk
11-13-07, 09:26 PM
Seriously though, what kinda hooker can I get with $334 worth of fake internet money?

-Chris

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:27 PM
Tractors on Top Gear? What's next, 3-wheeled French cars turned into Space Shuttles?

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:28 PM
Seriously though, what kinda hooker can I get with $334 worth of fake internet money?

-Chris

Christina Aguilera.

CVP33
11-13-07, 09:29 PM
Seriously though, what kinda hooker can I get with $334 worth of fake internet money?

-Chris

Here ya go!

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:30 PM
:bling:

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:31 PM
Oops, my mistake. It's...


Bong. Bong. Bong.

trukk
11-13-07, 09:31 PM
If only that little guy would get runned the f\/ck over.

-Chris

Ohh well nearly flattened in a jet powerd dragster is close enough
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/north_yorkshire/5365676.stm

trukk
11-13-07, 09:33 PM
Well,

I have an 8 hours long presentation tomorrow. I guess I should get home and get some sleep.

I expect to see you both at ONE BILLION tomorrow.

Over and out!

-Chris

StealthV
11-13-07, 09:34 PM
Bah.

Where's my pop-tart?

StealthV
11-13-07, 10:47 PM
The secrets to casino cash AND the fight club are all contained within this thread.

The answer to Tom's question is Chevy Vega Cosworth Edition.

StealthV
11-13-07, 11:07 PM
49..

JonCR96Z
11-13-07, 11:19 PM
49 to 202. I think I know where you keep your horseshoes?

StealthV
11-13-07, 11:27 PM
202, Ha!

JonCR96Z
11-13-07, 11:33 PM
Goes alot quicker than it comes.

JonCR96Z
11-13-07, 11:34 PM
These games need more payout.

dqw1
11-14-07, 11:01 AM
As long as no ones talking about anything, I'd like to see another pic of Hillary some fat ass fake titties.

StealthV
11-14-07, 01:26 PM
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n201/therealurbanski/manatee.png

urbanski
11-14-07, 01:45 PM
haha you stole that from me

urbanski
11-14-07, 01:45 PM
and i of course stole it from 4chan

P-Funk
11-14-07, 02:35 PM
I'm pathetic. A thread about nothing and I got nothing to add. At least I voted.

FL01SS
11-14-07, 02:42 PM
WTF is going on here?

wildwhl
11-14-07, 05:14 PM
:alchi:

WW

StealthV
11-14-07, 05:30 PM
:alchi:

WW

You wish. Get back to work. :cowboy:

wildwhl
11-14-07, 05:35 PM
GJ to you (Gentleman Jack). It can't get any worse here, so I'm :alchi:

WW

StealthV
11-14-07, 05:41 PM
Denzel Washington - If I'm wrong then God help us all.

wildwhl
11-14-07, 05:51 PM
DW? Doubtful...Seth Rogen.

wildwhl
11-14-07, 05:57 PM
$1

:alchi:

wildwhl
11-14-07, 06:00 PM
Bust...

StealthV
11-14-07, 08:22 PM
31..

CTSV_Rob
11-14-07, 09:28 PM
Rep points get you extra cash as well...

StealthV
11-14-07, 09:50 PM
28..

JonCR96Z
11-14-07, 09:55 PM
yep rep points give you $5 casino bucks

StealthV
11-14-07, 10:04 PM
First rule...

26..

JonCR96Z
11-14-07, 10:13 PM
If nobody talked, how would we know the rules?

StealthV
11-14-07, 10:27 PM
By the #1 rule of life - Experience.

StealthV
11-14-07, 10:27 PM
22..

CTSV_Rob
11-14-07, 10:47 PM
looks like Rick has a gambling problem.

CTSV_Rob
11-14-07, 10:47 PM
and maybe a spamming porblem...

CTSV_Rob
11-14-07, 10:48 PM
I would give you rep points Jon but I have hit the wall and can't give for another 24 hours.

JonCR96Z
11-14-07, 10:49 PM
just donate me some cash and we'll call it even

JonCR96Z
11-14-07, 10:52 PM
I hate these games

lusterblade
11-14-07, 11:16 PM
giving rep points gives you $2.

StealthV
11-14-07, 11:24 PM
18..

JonCR96Z
11-14-07, 11:30 PM
giving rep points gives you $2.

oh you said giving.

StealthV
11-14-07, 11:34 PM
13..

JonCR96Z
11-14-07, 11:36 PM
0...

StealthV
11-15-07, 12:47 AM
11..

JonCR96Z
11-15-07, 11:53 PM
This thread is getting neglected!

JonCR96Z
11-15-07, 11:54 PM
500 posts!! 20% of them made in the last 3 days.

The Tony Show
11-15-07, 11:54 PM
"Jean Girard is sitting on the pole, which is a statement of fact and in no way a commentary on his sexual orientation."

StealthV
11-16-07, 09:27 AM
Eight to a billion. :cowboy: