To all men who don't lift the seat before peeing in a public stall,

****ING LIFT THE ****ING SEAT BEFORE YOU ****ING PEE IN A PUBLIC STALL!!! WHAT, WERE YOU RAISED IN A ****ING BARN? **** YOU, YOU ****ING ****S!!!

Best Regards,
Jerry

lol, the horrors of censorship

sorta loses the edge, ne?

I use my shoe....I aint touchin those seats :thehand:

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I use my shoe....I aint touchin those seats :thehand:

:yeah:

I use my shoe....I aint touchin those seats :thehand:

so do you hover when you do the other?

I'm gonna start lifting the seat and pissing on the toilet paper.

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Are we talking about the seats that have the little cutout? Because if so, lifting isn't as necessary as accuracy is.

Use an ass gasket before you sit.

so do you hover when you do the other?

lots of TP :bouncy:

I'm gonna start lifting the seat and pissing on the toilet paper.


:histeric:

we aim to please, your aim would help.....unless you have a showerhead for a cocknozzle, then it doesnt matter.


F

I like to stand about 6 feet back from the toilet and try to rainbow it into the bowl. :alchi:

Are we talking about the seats that have the little cutout? Because if so, lifting isn't as necessary as accuracy is.
Yes, those. Accuracy is apparently an insufficient control in the aggregate.

Rainbow, huh Chris? Again, I wonder aboutcha...

This is really the only thing we have to hold over women (this and fixing things that is). With all that women have to hold over men, let us have our one thing. I've gotta pee.

Use an ass gasket before you sit.
Ass gaskets are no good. "Provided by the Management for Your Protection" my ass. So to speak.

Something that doesn't immediately soak through might work.

I like to stand about 6 feet back from the toilet and try to rainbow it into the bowl. :alchi:
Yeah, I figured it was you!

This is really the only thing we have to hold over women (this and fixing things that is). With all that women have to hold over men, let us have our one thing. I've gotta pee.

I'm not asking that you sit down to pee. Just remember that the NEXT guy might HAVE to sit down where you're peeing. There's no reason you can't simply lift the lid before you stand and pee, thereby saving me a major hazmat cleanup before I do my business.

Or, alternatively, you could just cut out the middleman altogether and pee on my ass.

(Yes, I know that you're not Florian and only he would be into such things. I'm just saying.)

Rainbow, huh Chris? Again, I wonder aboutcha...

With my pants and underwear down around my ankles. :yup: :p

I'm not asking that you sit down to pee. Just remember that the NEXT guy might HAVE to sit down where you're peeing. There's no reason you can't simply lift the lid before you stand and pee, thereby saving me a major hazmat cleanup before I do my business.

Or, alternatively, you could just cut out the middleman altogether and pee on my ass.

(Yes, I know that you're not Florian and only he would be into such things. I'm just saying.)

:histeric: :histeric: :histeric:

I use the tip of my right shoe to lift the seat if necessary.

I guess it is a good thing we don't have the back story behind the creation of this topic! ;)

I usually just tap my shoe up and down three times and get the Senator in the stall next to me to lift my seat. :eek:

^^ Good one. :lol:

I'm not asking that you sit down to pee. Just remember that the NEXT guy might HAVE to sit down where you're peeing. There's no reason you can't simply lift the lid before you stand and pee, thereby saving me a major hazmat cleanup before I do my business.

Or, alternatively, you could just cut out the middleman altogether and pee on my ass.

(Yes, I know that you're not Florian and only he would be into such things. I'm just saying.)

Hey hey there....watersports are NOT such a bad thing.


F

Real men wouldn't even sit on the seat, just stand on it and squat over the bowl, it's healthier for you anyway. :D

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