The best, part of wakin up, is bacon in your... bed.

http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/images/wakeNbacon/wake-sleep.jpg

http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

:chad:

LOL I posted that in the bacon salt thread too. That's my kind of alarm clock. :yup:

I had a :chad: for lunch today. My fingers were cramping up for hours after I digested that bad boy.

Dude the baconator is fire I could eat em one in each hand :)
Chad I am sure you can attest to that. The question is who could eat more baconators Nick or me ?

Oh and I want one of those alarm clocks but I wonder if it can cook bacon by the package as I will wake up wanting more than one strip of bacon lol.

That's genius! Nothing like the smell of something good to wake up to. Naturally, as soon as I saw the thread title, I thought of Michael Scott stepping on his George Foreman.