: Think this will buff out? Sage VS. F250

Jonas McFeely
08-22-07, 09:18 PM
I'll explain upon request...





08-22-07, 09:24 PM
who won??

08-22-07, 09:25 PM
Ohh snap

Highway Star
08-22-07, 09:59 PM
Deer? Human? Other?

08-22-07, 10:17 PM
What is this, its like there out to get the Broughams. So what the phux happened?

08-22-07, 10:22 PM
Damn, Tim! Is the sage harder to see?

BTW, polish your sidemarkers...

08-22-07, 10:42 PM
please explain?????? i really want to know what happened now. you must be really pissed

08-22-07, 10:55 PM
Wow man, that sucks! Hopefully you can get it fixed up quickly and cheaply! It looks like you rear ended the trailer hitch of a F-250.

08-22-07, 11:19 PM
Adds character:thumbsup:

08-22-07, 11:24 PM
Well, the crooked grille makes it look more ferocious... That really sucks though, sad to see such an interesting Caddy wounded. At least it looks somewhat easy to fix.

08-23-07, 12:29 AM
Nothing duct tape and Robitussin cant fix.

Jonas McFeely
08-23-07, 01:45 AM
Nothing duct tape and Robitussin cant fix.

Po' some mo' wata in da bottle, shake it up, MO' TUSSIN!

I will explain when i wake up.

Im hammered right now. I almost porked a fat chick too. Now im thinking i should have... :alchi::alchi::alchi::eek::eek::eek:

DopeStar 156
08-23-07, 01:48 AM
Wow that coulda been so much worse..... You might get away with not having to paint a thing here.....

08-23-07, 10:52 PM
Po' some mo' wata in da bottle, shake it up, MO' TUSSIN!

I will explain when i wake up.

Im hammered right now. I almost porked a fat chick too. Now im thinking i should have... :alchi::alchi::alchi::eek::eek::eek:
So what happened?

Jonas McFeely
08-23-07, 11:36 PM
So what happened?

Was driving down Red Bug Road on my way to the AT&T store to pay my cell bill, it was shut off.

Got stuck in traffic. The local elementary school was getting out, so it was a bit backed up, especially the left lane, as the entrance was to the left.

So i go to swing out and i see this huge new Mercedes SUV, i believe a GL something. I had my signal on, and the whore in the Benz decides she wants to not let me pull out before she does, and about guns it. I gun it, and she slams on her brakes, well so does the jacked up F250 in the right lane that im about to get behind. I seem him hit his brakes, and i stand on mine, but i was going too fast(maybe 5-10mph) and i just clobber him. Most of the impact was to the grille, but some Sage paint was on his bumper.

We pulled into a church parking lot and he told me not to worry about it. So i just left.

About 200 feet down the road, the gas pedal goes to the floor. Totally dead. Car is still running, but there is no gas pedal. Meanwhile i have a line of cars behind me. I idle up onto the sidewalk and pop the hood. About 15 minutes later, i figure out the throttle cable somehow popped off. I hooked it back up and was on my way.

Lucky for me i know a little bit about cars. My cell was off and i was about 5 miles from my house. No one stopped or even looked concerned.

I have another grille to put on, but i dont like the styling, its the same one that Ricks '89 has. I dont know. Im just focusing on the '68 right now. Im getting it plates and insurance tomorrow, or later today rather. YAY!

08-23-07, 11:42 PM
Tim, what day did that happen?

Jonas McFeely
08-23-07, 11:50 PM
Tim, what day did that happen?


08-24-07, 10:10 PM
Guess you shoulda let the Merc go ahead. That was bad karma in action.

08-25-07, 10:12 AM
Stock grill FTW

08-25-07, 10:21 AM
now see
if youd have that ugly ass donk you want
then you would of just went over the truck....

08-25-07, 05:26 PM
^ Wow, looks like we've got the next Jim Gaffigan on our hands here.

08-26-07, 02:11 AM
If he starts talking about Hot Pockets I'm outta here.

08-26-07, 02:13 AM
Or Cinnabuns.

08-26-07, 08:48 AM