View Full Version : Crappy magician discovers town, dies.

08-17-07, 04:13 AM


"No one knows the exact date that Winner became Winner. Some claim to know, but they are liars. The territory where Winner now resides was first discovered by white people in 1726, when French fur trader and magician extraordinaire Jean-Pierre Sebastien a la King crossed the Missouri River on his infamous search for the elusive, nonexistent giant red-footed prairie beaver of the Dakotas. Although a terrible fur-trader/magician, Jean-Pierre managed to make a fortune in the canned chicken and biscuit industry before dying of botulism in 1743."

I pass by this town on I-90 once or twice a year on road trips.

08-17-07, 04:48 AM
i saw a giant red-footed prairie beaver once

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08-17-07, 05:33 AM
I too have seen a giant red footed prairie beaver.... But then she pulled up her pants with an embarrassed look on her face.


08-17-07, 10:02 AM
hahaha, thats great