: Brainwatch... Trees with brains....HILARIOUS READ!!



RunningOnEMT
07-12-07, 01:50 PM
http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_brainwatch_timeline.php

RunningOnEMT
07-12-07, 01:52 PM
Tabonga The Tree Monster!!!

Silver Dollar
07-12-07, 02:33 PM
I force-fed myself a big ol' spoonful, and found it to be slightly rancid and extremely bitter. Unfortunately, swallowing didn't help dissipate the flavor because the strings of bean jizz melted, coating my mouth and lips with a glistening sheen of sadness.

The entire experience is difficult to describe, but if you can remember back to the very first time you made out with a hobo's ass, it's a lot like that.



Ahhh, what prose! Steve has a gift with words!

Florian
07-12-07, 02:38 PM
Ahhh, what prose! Steve has a gift with words!

I love his style.....I need to take a few lessons...:thumbsup:


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The Tony Show
07-12-07, 03:05 PM
I've been a reader of his blog for a while now. As far as his descriptive prose, I've always been fond of this gem:


Actually, the little pile inside looked kinda like baked beans. It also smelled kinda like baked beans. If they were baked in the filthy heat of Satan's ass.hole.

That phrase was added to my personal Lexicon about 2 years ago. Brilliant stuff.

RunningOnEMT
07-12-07, 03:19 PM
I love his style.....I need to take a few lessons...:thumbsup:


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i read the "Steve Don't Eat It" section and instantly thought of you buddy.... lol

Florian
07-12-07, 10:35 PM
Steve is absolute genious....I need to meet him and genuflect.


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