: Stupid neighbors should be kicked and yelled at.



Spyder
06-27-07, 02:02 PM
So, Sunday the neighbors called animal control on me. Apparently my cat, a normal, standard, regular sized housecat, ...well, apparently he ate a moose and drank a gallon of milk.

I get a knock on my door and its the neighbors daughter. Hindu lady. I live in Yuba City and the concentration of (PC correct term here) East Indians is very very very very high. Usually they all mind their own business and don't interfere and don't care what you do, within reason. But this one seems to think that my cat is a nine hundred foot monster. It puked in their driveway, they say. It threw up all over their driveway and it did it last week too and I need to get rid of it because its really gross and they don't want to have to clean it up anymore. This is all being translated through the daughter because the old lady is SCREECHING at me in her language at about thirty seven billion miles per hour.

I go outside to look at the driveway to see what the cat yak consisted of. I was worried about my cat. Maybe he was sick and needed to go to the vet. Maybe he ate something he shouldn't have. Maybe I should check on him. Maybe I should kick my neighbors.

Apparently, my cat projectile vomited from the middle of the street and made a mess the size of a Buick in their driveway. You can clearly see where said cat vomit landed near the driveway expansion joint, splashed forward and rolled backwards, to the far side of the sidewalk. Hmmm. Maybe I should get that checked out.

Idiots.

Then, yesterday, I got screamed at by them again. Yesterday was the day that the city comes and picks up your trash. So my trash cans were on the curb, where they belong. The city dump truck driver picked up the cans, placed them BACK on the curb where they were, and drove off. I apparently failed in my duty as an American because I didn't immediately scuttle my little ass out to the street and drag them back inside. I had planned on doing it on my way to work, in an hour, like I have always done.

The old lady ran into it with her car. It's a big street. Even with a car parked on both sides of the street (which there wasn't),two cars can drive on it. I've seen 'em do it! And yet...apparently...its MY fault that she ran into a giant gray trashcan that was sitting there minding its own little stinky business, off of the street, in front of my house, for one hour. Damnitt. That sucks.

Now, every time i'm outside or coming or going the whole damned family stands in the front yard with their arms crossed and glares at me. Won't say a word, but they sure do stare at me whenever I'm outside.

Animal control never showed, even though they were called. I believe they called the PD on my for the trash can incident as well.

EcSTSatic
06-27-07, 02:12 PM
Nice pics! :vomit:

Eventually the police are going to get tired of your neighbors' calls. Too bad they live next door. Maybe you could retaliate by BBQ'ing a big steak Hindus like that. Oops, that wasn't PC either

derrty_deville
06-27-07, 02:12 PM
F*** em. Have them get a cop out there once and they'll see whats really going on. Once the cops see they're full of crap they will get pissed and take it out on the neighbors especially if theres a second time they have to come out. Cops dont like coming out all the time for petty shit like this.

Ignore them when they bitch at you and smile and wave when they glare at you. keep ypour cool and youll be alright.

illumina
06-27-07, 02:49 PM
Watch out. *Insert ethnic group of choice here* are known to eat cats!

malcolm
06-27-07, 02:59 PM
That's cat puke? wow must be a big *****. Speaking of pussies, why is the woman bitching? Where's their men? Why not go find a man in that family of savages and kick his ass.

urbanski
06-27-07, 03:05 PM
thats is the worlds largest puke
frat boys would worship that cat

gdwriter
06-27-07, 03:09 PM
Looks like they drive a Toyota, too (Spyder, your 4Runner doesn't count as 'yota hate; their old trucks are cool).

It would probably be a good idea to keep an eye on your cat when he's outside and try to keep him out of their yard; I wouldn't put it past people like that to leave anti-freeze or some other poison out.

Kev
06-27-07, 03:14 PM
Wow, great puke! Is that the remains of East Indian cuisine? :stirpot:

No wonder they are pissed at you and the cat! :want: :Danielle:

:rofl:

CIWS
06-27-07, 03:43 PM
So did you take your cat and get it checked out ?

Around here no animals are allowed to roam free, even cats. If they are they can be caught,caged, and animal control will come pick them up from you.

Personally if it just happened once I would probably tell you, so you're aware your animal got sick on something and then hose off the driveway. But if your animal, any animal, kept messing in my yard be it puke, poop, or whatever I'd ask you to take care of it so it didn't continue. If you didn't I would. Owners should be responsible for their animals and what they do. However accidents do happen and should be seen as such.

Spyder
06-27-07, 04:05 PM
CIWS...its OBVIOUS that is ISN'T from my cat...that's my whole point of why its so amusing. :)


Nice pics! :vomit:

Eventually the police are going to get tired of your neighbors' calls. Too bad they live next door. Maybe you could retaliate by BBQ'ing a big steak Hindus like that. Oops, that wasn't PC either

Nah, they're fine with steak, it just has to be well done. What they DON'T like is pork. I've been thinking about buying a couple of baby piglets, greasing them up nice and slippery and tossing them over the fence into their backyard. That'll learn 'em! :rolleyes:

the cadillac kid
06-27-07, 04:25 PM
thats is the worlds largest puke
frat boys would worship that cat


I've been thinking about buying a couple of baby piglets, greasing them up nice and slippery and tossing them over the fence into their backyard.


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EcSTSatic
06-27-07, 04:44 PM
CIWS...its OBVIOUS that is ISN'T from my cat...that's my whole point of why its so amusing. :)



Nah, they're fine with steak, it just has to be well done. What they DON'T like is pork. I've been thinking about buying a couple of baby piglets, greasing them up nice and slippery and tossing them over the fence into their backyard. That'll learn 'em! :rolleyes:

Are they Jewish? Hindis believe cattle are sacred animals. :confused:

Jesda
06-27-07, 05:22 PM
WEAKSAUCE.

I can out-puke the lion that made that.

gdwriter
06-27-07, 05:28 PM
I can out-puke the lion that made that.And he has the pictures (http://www.q45.org/gallery/d/7717-2/100_3312.JPG) to prove it!

Kev
06-27-07, 06:23 PM
Are they Jewish? Hindis believe cattle are sacred animals. :confused:More likely Muslim.

Jonas McFeely
06-27-07, 07:03 PM
I find that many Middle Eastern and Asian people are VERY difficult to deal with/please. In my experiences they always feel they are being "wronged" and that they "deserve" things because they live in America. Also feel like people are always out to get them or rip them off. Very illogical people in my opinion.

Give 'em hell Spyder.

77CDV
06-27-07, 08:05 PM
Just smile blandly if you must see them, keep an eye on the cat so it doesn't come to grief, and beyond that, ignore the a**holes. I have a neighbor like yours, annoys the crap out of everyone else but doesn't bother me because anytime he bitched at me, he got some variation of "how nice for you" in response. Aggravated him to no end, so now he just ignores me, which is my goal.

Carry on!

I~LUV~Caddys8792
06-27-07, 10:11 PM
I think it's time you Spyder (incidentally representing all of America) march into their front yard and, in turn, and accidentally, start a holy war. :p

We'll call it "Cat-Vomit" Jihad '07!!

I can totally agree with what Jonas said. At all the places I've worked at, the Arabs and Asians are the ones that always wanna argue/barter prices. Now I understand this is how it works over there, but this is America, and it's not like this over here (atleast in the most part...I'm not sure how ethnic stores and markets do about this but whatever), but they just keep on trying because "its their right". Well if that's how it worked how come every other etnicity that comes into america doesn't do things like they did in the old country? Because they understand!



So yep, that wasn't very PC, and I hope I didn't piss anyone off too much....
:o

TomDeville
06-28-07, 12:27 AM
I suggest that you break your
foot off in the ass of the biggest
one; while eating pork rinds &
ripping a pork rind/beer fart in the
old lady's face.

That'll learn those bitch asses.:highfive:


TomDeville
:cool2:

Jonas McFeely
06-28-07, 08:55 AM
That'll learn those bitch asses.:highfive:

I never thought id ever see "bitch asses" flow from your so well spoken and wise fingers.

+1

CIWS
06-28-07, 09:11 AM
I go outside to look at the driveway to see what the cat yak consisted of. I was worried about my cat. Maybe he was sick and needed to go to the vet. Maybe he ate something he shouldn't have. Maybe I should check on him. Maybe I should kick my neighbors.

Apparently, my cat projectile vomited from the middle of the street and made a mess the size of a Buick in their driveway. You can clearly see where said cat vomit landed near the driveway expansion joint, splashed forward and rolled backwards, to the far side of the sidewalk. Hmmm. Maybe I should get that checked out.


CIWS...its OBVIOUS that is ISN'T from my cat...that's my whole point of why its so amusing. :)



Sorry Spyder from the text in your post it was not obvious. It appeared your cat was being accused of the act, but all I can see from the pic is a bunch of liquid and gunk that an animal could have thrown up after getting sick that ran down a driveway. We don't have the luxury of the live look at it as you did.

I~LUV~Caddys8792
06-28-07, 11:01 AM
It looks like Free Willy threw up on their driveway!

Spyder
06-28-07, 02:08 PM
Yes yes, understood.

So far, no new developments since the trashcan incident. I'm definately waiting though because they seem to get REALLY pissed off when I turn my back on them and walk away. :D

malcolm
06-28-07, 02:23 PM
Maybe time for the old turd in a box trick. Fill a small box with a fresh steaming pile cover with foam peanut packing material and leave it at their door. Unsuspecting dick head neighbor receives and reaches into the peanut filled box and gets a nice surpise.

Night Wolf
06-28-07, 03:05 PM
I guess I am lucky... all my neighbors are very friendly, elderly and full of southern hospitality.

Spyder
06-28-07, 06:20 PM
I've always had good neighbors, actually. My old ones put up with a lot of crap. My younger days, 18, 19, 20, 21...were party filled and fireworks filled and three and four am loud noises and lots of people traffic filled. Now I've calmed down a BUNCH and I get crappy neighbors. Figures.

:)

Jonas McFeely
06-28-07, 06:49 PM
Maybe time for the old turd in a box trick. Fill a small box with a fresh steaming pile cover with foam peanut packing material and leave it at their door. Unsuspecting dick head neighbor receives and reaches into the peanut filled box and gets a nice surpise.


YES! +1 :highfive:

dkozloski
06-28-07, 07:02 PM
Yes yes, understood.

So far, no new developments since the trashcan incident. I'm definately waiting though because they seem to get REALLY pissed off when I turn my back on them and walk away. :D
Now there's your problem. After turning your back, custom requires that you pass gas.

RightTurn
06-28-07, 07:19 PM
I've always had good neighbors, actually. My old ones put up with a lot of crap. My younger days, 18, 19, 20, 21...were party filled and fireworks filled and three and four am loud noises and lots of people traffic filled. Now I've calmed down a BUNCH and I get crappy neighbors. Figures.

:)

So, Spydie. It sounds like YOU used to be the neighbor from hell. :alchi: Karma? :lol:

Spyder
06-28-07, 08:57 PM
Yea...I wasn't the best neighbor. I always made an attempt to keep things quiet and I made sure that no ones driveways got blocked by my visitors and I always went out first thing in the morning to make sure that there wasn't any trash or anything left outside, in the street or in their yards. I always gave my neighbors my phone number and told them to call if we made too much noise or if we did anything they didn't like or wanted to stop. And they did, a few times, but for the most part they never complained and never asked me to change my ways. I slowly became more and more aware of my own douchebaggery and just knocked it off. Like I said, I always made attempts to keep the peace and told them to horrible. :)

Rolex
06-28-07, 09:33 PM
Maybe time for the old turd in a box trick. Fill a small box with a fresh steaming pile cover with foam peanut packing material and leave it at their door. Unsuspecting dick head neighbor receives and reaches into the peanut filled box and gets a nice surpise.

+1 A nice variation on the old flaming bag-o-poop on the doorstep. :p

whitesoldat
06-29-07, 02:03 AM
Oh good god i dont think a dog could puke that much without passing out cold. Next time you see them just do it team america style say dirka dirka dirka and then walk inside, if they do anything to retaliate let the police handle it.

Spyder
06-29-07, 04:33 AM
Hahaha...ok, I take back the comment in another thread about not lik'en ya. :D

I~LUV~Caddys8792
06-29-07, 01:10 PM
No Spyder....say dirka dirka then do a massive burnout in the Challenger!

Spyder
06-29-07, 02:14 PM
Challenger needs a little more work before its ready for that...I keep getting drunk and ordering parts though, so its coming along! :) Complete MSD ignition system goes in next week. Depending on how much money I make in the next four days, aluminum radiator is next. :)