: HAHA You HAVE to read this craigslist CTS-V listing!!



LV_V
05-24-07, 02:20 PM
http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/335292100.html

dqw1
05-24-07, 02:28 PM
0-60 in 3 seconds! Without an SC that I could see and just under 550hp.
18k miles for 45k.:bigroll:
"How, in the hell, did we get ourselves here?" as an old boss used to say.

thebigjimsho
05-24-07, 02:43 PM
Wow, that ad is wrong on so many levels.

"The car has never been drag raced except to stomp a Jap car in the ground."


If he has 550hp with those mods, I must have 600hp! And hit 60 in 2.7. And there is no race tire in existence in 245/45. As much as I liked my Dunlops, they were not race tires. Who's gonna call this tool?

RamAir02
05-24-07, 02:47 PM
no comment

just sad

gergreg
05-24-07, 02:50 PM
That car looks pretty good lowered like that. The engine has obviously been modified judging by the lack of engine cover.

roadracerx72
05-24-07, 02:50 PM
It's missing stuff under the hood! WTF!

ctsvflorida
05-24-07, 03:11 PM
Who's gonna call this tool?

I would normally jump at this question but I have so much work to do! If I get done earlier that I think, then I'll call and see what the story is! I read the ad and OMG! :histeric: He is completely lost!

...and he is missing the strut brace 'roadracer'! WTF is right!

whisler151
05-24-07, 03:31 PM
I'm about to leave work, move into my new place then I'm calling him! I wish I still lived in Vegas, i'd set up a meeting just so I could feel 0-60 in 3 seconds! IDIOT!

The Tony Show
05-24-07, 03:39 PM
Someone send that guy some Simple Green and a hose for his engine bay (and the missing parts).

Seattle CTS-V
05-24-07, 03:45 PM
Why would he have a new fuel pump w/ those mods?

CTS2NV
05-24-07, 03:59 PM
0-60 in 3 seconds!
:lies:

whisler151
05-24-07, 04:08 PM
0-60 in 3 seconds!
:lies:

Doesn't yours? I though all of ours did! :histeric:
I haven't heard of anyone other than GM pulling a 4.6...and if those mods will get me 550hp, sign me up! :cookoo:

IDIOT

Luna.
05-24-07, 06:06 PM
That is funny.

He isn't supercharged, yet has 500hp? How did he do that? If he upgraded the heads/cam, he surely would have mentioned that, wouldn't he?

And to 60 in 3 seconds? How much crack is this guy on? A Z06 won't hit 60 in 3.0 seconds... :confused:

CTS (V)
05-24-07, 07:22 PM
He isn't supercharged, yet has 500hp?

he must be a horsepower ninja. he just thinks about having 550 and he does!

rand49er
05-24-07, 08:37 PM
The guy's on whacky-tobacky. :thepan:

Luna.
05-24-07, 10:01 PM
he must be a horsepower ninja. he just thinks about having 550 and he does!

:histeric:

barry007
05-24-07, 10:40 PM
i put the billy boat exhaust on with the kn filter and ran a 8.87 with a .001 60'

sad thing is some dude's gonna buy this and then be pissed when he gets run...

b

Miller
05-24-07, 10:57 PM
Hilarious!

LV_V
05-24-07, 11:02 PM
i put the billy boat exhaust on with the kn filter and ran a 8.87 with a .001 60'
Not sure if I believe it. I wanna see a timeslip...

:highfive:

heavypedal
05-25-07, 08:42 AM
hahhahahahhahahhaha.

This guy is a few fries short of a happy meal.

T

thebigjimsho
05-25-07, 11:17 AM
Anybody call this guy yet?

I keep my confrontations to the internet and Yankees fans.

trukk
05-25-07, 11:31 AM
The extra 150 HP must come from the "3 Inch Magnaflow", the "chip", and amazing weight savings from the missing engine bits.

-Chris

ctsvflorida
05-25-07, 11:50 AM
Anybody call this guy yet?

I keep my confrontations to the internet and Yankees fans.

JIM: I'll be done with my work in a couple of hours and I will call! Hopefully we can get a laugh from the story!

RightTurn
05-25-07, 11:52 AM
:food-snacking:

theloanman219
05-25-07, 12:26 PM
I have a Idea... Lets all call. He will think he has it sold... mapquest him and make appointments at nearby locations.. Serves him right for being stupid!

thebigjimsho
05-25-07, 12:27 PM
:food-snacking:You must weigh 350 lbs with all the popcorn and beer/soda you drink...

whisler151
05-25-07, 12:35 PM
Anybody call this guy yet?

I keep my confrontations to the internet and Yankees fans.

To busy moving in yesterday...i'll call him today

RightTurn
05-25-07, 12:45 PM
You must weigh 350 lbs with all the popcorn and beer/soda you drink...

:yup: :alchi:

ctsvflorida
05-25-07, 06:44 PM
I just called and all I can say is...completely baked! Although I got the wife and not the hubby, she is lost! Here's what she said about the 550hp. She said it has all the paperwork showing it has 550hp! LMAO I said what paperwork? From the dealer, she said! I asked where the strut tower brace is and she had no idea what I was talking about! Someone else has to call and get the hubby on the phone because this could get real funny! Bottom line, it was like talking to my 7 year old daughter about my car! I blocked my number of course but I won't call again as my voice is very distinctly deep so one of you will have to try and get the hubby on the phone. I guess the best part was her continually telling me that it 'ABSOLUTELY' had 550hp and I said it might have 425hp! LMAO I didn't even have the heart to mention the ridiculous price as once again, she was brain dead!

LV_V
05-25-07, 07:12 PM
You crack me up! ahahaha! Thanks for taking it a step further; couldn't do it myself :(

CTS-V420
05-25-07, 11:42 PM
The guy's on whacky-tobacky. :thepan:

Im always on whacky tobacky and my car doesn't have 550 hp :confused:

thebigjimsho
05-26-07, 12:14 AM
:yup: :alchi:
Either that or your metabolism is off the charts. I had a friend who was barely a stick figure and he ate McDonalds ALL the time. I swear, if I ate what he did, I'd be 400+ lbs right now. Of course, he died at the age of 27 so...

RightTurn
05-26-07, 12:27 AM
No worries, Jim. It's just smilies, babe. :D No actual alcohol or calories consumed by the svelte RT. :thumbsup:

thebigjimsho
05-26-07, 02:06 AM
No worries, Jim. It's just smilies, babe. :D No actual alcohol or calories consumed by the svelte RT. :thumbsup:Yeah. I guess you're just an internet heiffer in my mind. But it's good being svelte, no?

On a different note, I finally just finished watching the last episode of Lost. Pretty interesting I must say.

ctsvflorida
05-26-07, 06:24 AM
No worries, Jim. It's just smilies, babe. :D No actual alcohol or calories consumed by the svelte RT. :thumbsup:

That's quite obvious by your pic Sarah! Have a great Holiday weekend Sarah as I am outta here! Great weekend to all as well!

gergreg
05-26-07, 09:49 AM
Either that or your metabolism is off the charts. I had a friend who was barely a stick figure and he ate McDonalds ALL the time. I swear, if I ate what he did, I'd be 400+ lbs right now. Of course, he died at the age of 27 so...

:rofl:

RightTurn
05-26-07, 10:46 AM
Yeah. I guess you're just an internet heiffer in my mind.

I totally understand. I admit I thought of you as sort of a "penis envy" guy. :highfive:

Silver Dollar
05-26-07, 10:49 AM
I totally understand. I admit I thought of you as sort of a "penis envy" guy. :highfive:

Anyone who name's himself "Big Jim" has a small "johnny".

atdeneve
05-26-07, 03:09 PM
I'm changing my screen name to Small Johnny.

v-ape
05-26-07, 03:21 PM
0-60 in 3 seconds! Without an SC that I could see and just under 550hp.
18k miles for 45k.:bigroll:
"How, in the hell, did we get ourselves here?" as an old boss used to say.

He's still not beating Dean400hp's car. His will do "0-60 in 0 seconds. You're there before you left"

RightTurn
05-26-07, 04:23 PM
I'm changing my screen name to Small Johnny.

:highfive:

:lol:

thebigjimsho
05-26-07, 08:20 PM
I totally understand. I admit I thought of you as sort of a "penis envy" guy. :highfive:Scarring, just scarring. I'm going to go curl up with a pint of ice cream and watch my favorite movie, A Walk in The Clouds, to ease my mind...

And I never let a woman see me naked.

RightTurn
05-26-07, 08:23 PM
And I never let a woman see me naked.

Well now see, that gives me a clue what the problem is. :alchi:


:rofl: j/k Jim. Enjoy your ice cream.

thebigjimsho
05-26-07, 09:40 PM
Well now see, that gives me a clue what the problem is. :alchi:


:rofl: j/k Jim. Enjoy your ice cream.Let's not go into my personal life. Believe me, you do not want to go there...

thebigjimsho
05-26-07, 09:48 PM
Let's not go into my personal life. Believe me, you do not want to go there...And to add, it has nothing to do with Tobias Funke's problem...

http://the-op.com/images/106-lindsay-cutoffs-sm.jpg

DarkMatter
05-27-07, 07:47 PM
Uh, all I have to say is. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - f***ing moron. Same twice over to the moron who believes that and buys it. I hope his diff blows before he sells it and the service manager tells him his cars mods added too much HP for the diff. hehe

LV_V
05-27-07, 08:28 PM
Any update as to what happened when someone called him?

Silver Dollar
05-27-07, 08:52 PM
Called him what? Thumb dick?

Oh, you mean the guy with the car for sale. Nevermind,

JimmyH
05-27-07, 09:03 PM
You mean there are people out there that will lie to sell a car?:eek: