http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/335292100.html

0-60 in 3 seconds! Without an SC that I could see and just under 550hp.
18k miles for 45k.:bigroll:
"How, in the hell, did we get ourselves here?" as an old boss used to say.

Wow, that ad is wrong on so many levels.

"The car has never been drag raced except to stomp a Jap car in the ground."


If he has 550hp with those mods, I must have 600hp! And hit 60 in 2.7. And there is no race tire in existence in 245/45. As much as I liked my Dunlops, they were not race tires. Who's gonna call this tool?

no comment

just sad

That car looks pretty good lowered like that. The engine has obviously been modified judging by the lack of engine cover.

It's missing stuff under the hood! WTF!

Who's gonna call this tool?

I would normally jump at this question but I have so much work to do! If I get done earlier that I think, then I'll call and see what the story is! I read the ad and OMG! :histeric: He is completely lost!

...and he is missing the strut brace 'roadracer'! WTF is right!

I'm about to leave work, move into my new place then I'm calling him! I wish I still lived in Vegas, i'd set up a meeting just so I could feel 0-60 in 3 seconds! IDIOT!

Someone send that guy some Simple Green and a hose for his engine bay (and the missing parts).

Why would he have a new fuel pump w/ those mods?

0-60 in 3 seconds!
:lies:

0-60 in 3 seconds!
:lies:

Doesn't yours? I though all of ours did! :histeric:
I haven't heard of anyone other than GM pulling a 4.6...and if those mods will get me 550hp, sign me up! :cookoo:

IDIOT

That is funny.

He isn't supercharged, yet has 500hp? How did he do that? If he upgraded the heads/cam, he surely would have mentioned that, wouldn't he?

And to 60 in 3 seconds? How much crack is this guy on? A Z06 won't hit 60 in 3.0 seconds... :confused:

He isn't supercharged, yet has 500hp?

he must be a horsepower ninja. he just thinks about having 550 and he does!

The guy's on whacky-tobacky. :thepan:

he must be a horsepower ninja. he just thinks about having 550 and he does!

:histeric:

i put the billy boat exhaust on with the kn filter and ran a 8.87 with a .001 60'

sad thing is some dude's gonna buy this and then be pissed when he gets run...

b

Hilarious!

i put the billy boat exhaust on with the kn filter and ran a 8.87 with a .001 60'
Not sure if I believe it. I wanna see a timeslip...

:highfive:

hahhahahahhahahhaha.

This guy is a few fries short of a happy meal.

T

Anybody call this guy yet?

I keep my confrontations to the internet and Yankees fans.

The extra 150 HP must come from the "3 Inch Magnaflow", the "chip", and amazing weight savings from the missing engine bits.

-Chris

Anybody call this guy yet?

I keep my confrontations to the internet and Yankees fans.

JIM: I'll be done with my work in a couple of hours and I will call! Hopefully we can get a laugh from the story!

:food-snacking:

I have a Idea... Lets all call. He will think he has it sold... mapquest him and make appointments at nearby locations.. Serves him right for being stupid!

:food-snacking:You must weigh 350 lbs with all the popcorn and beer/soda you drink...

Anybody call this guy yet?

I keep my confrontations to the internet and Yankees fans.

To busy moving in yesterday...i'll call him today

You must weigh 350 lbs with all the popcorn and beer/soda you drink...

:yup: :alchi:

I just called and all I can say is...completely baked! Although I got the wife and not the hubby, she is lost! Here's what she said about the 550hp. She said it has all the paperwork showing it has 550hp! LMAO I said what paperwork? From the dealer, she said! I asked where the strut tower brace is and she had no idea what I was talking about! Someone else has to call and get the hubby on the phone because this could get real funny! Bottom line, it was like talking to my 7 year old daughter about my car! I blocked my number of course but I won't call again as my voice is very distinctly deep so one of you will have to try and get the hubby on the phone. I guess the best part was her continually telling me that it 'ABSOLUTELY' had 550hp and I said it might have 425hp! LMAO I didn't even have the heart to mention the ridiculous price as once again, she was brain dead!

You crack me up! ahahaha! Thanks for taking it a step further; couldn't do it myself :(

The guy's on whacky-tobacky. :thepan:

Im always on whacky tobacky and my car doesn't have 550 hp :confused:

:yup: :alchi:
Either that or your metabolism is off the charts. I had a friend who was barely a stick figure and he ate McDonalds ALL the time. I swear, if I ate what he did, I'd be 400+ lbs right now. Of course, he died at the age of 27 so...

No worries, Jim. It's just smilies, babe. :D No actual alcohol or calories consumed by the svelte RT. :thumbsup:

No worries, Jim. It's just smilies, babe. :D No actual alcohol or calories consumed by the svelte RT. :thumbsup:Yeah. I guess you're just an internet heiffer in my mind. But it's good being svelte, no?

On a different note, I finally just finished watching the last episode of Lost. Pretty interesting I must say.

No worries, Jim. It's just smilies, babe. :D No actual alcohol or calories consumed by the svelte RT. :thumbsup:

That's quite obvious by your pic Sarah! Have a great Holiday weekend Sarah as I am outta here! Great weekend to all as well!

Either that or your metabolism is off the charts. I had a friend who was barely a stick figure and he ate McDonalds ALL the time. I swear, if I ate what he did, I'd be 400+ lbs right now. Of course, he died at the age of 27 so...

:rofl:

Yeah. I guess you're just an internet heiffer in my mind.

I totally understand. I admit I thought of you as sort of a "penis envy" guy. :highfive:

I totally understand. I admit I thought of you as sort of a "penis envy" guy. :highfive:

Anyone who name's himself "Big Jim" has a small "johnny".

I'm changing my screen name to Small Johnny.

0-60 in 3 seconds! Without an SC that I could see and just under 550hp.
18k miles for 45k.:bigroll:
"How, in the hell, did we get ourselves here?" as an old boss used to say.

He's still not beating Dean400hp's car. His will do "0-60 in 0 seconds. You're there before you left"

I'm changing my screen name to Small Johnny.

:highfive:

:lol:

I totally understand. I admit I thought of you as sort of a "penis envy" guy. :highfive:Scarring, just scarring. I'm going to go curl up with a pint of ice cream and watch my favorite movie, A Walk in The Clouds, to ease my mind...

And I never let a woman see me naked.

And I never let a woman see me naked.

Well now see, that gives me a clue what the problem is. :alchi:


:rofl: j/k Jim. Enjoy your ice cream.

Well now see, that gives me a clue what the problem is. :alchi:


:rofl: j/k Jim. Enjoy your ice cream.Let's not go into my personal life. Believe me, you do not want to go there...

Let's not go into my personal life. Believe me, you do not want to go there...And to add, it has nothing to do with Tobias Funke's problem...

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Uh, all I have to say is. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - f***ing moron. Same twice over to the moron who believes that and buys it. I hope his diff blows before he sells it and the service manager tells him his cars mods added too much HP for the diff. hehe

Any update as to what happened when someone called him?

Called him what? Thumb dick?

Oh, you mean the guy with the car for sale. Nevermind,

You mean there are people out there that will lie to sell a car?:eek: