So these mother ****ers are bothering this girl at this restaurant my friends and I were at after some dhrinking

Well, they kept bothering these two girls and my buddy was like "I thought you weren't supposed to talk to them anymore" then they were ****ing acting like dicks and I almost ****ed these mother ****ing ******s up. Those bitches were even acting like homo ******s outside the window I was eating next to.

Good thing my friends held me back otherwise there'd be some busted ass mother ****ers.

this happened in Traverse City?? Were they running low on Dom Perignon and caviar? Would you have busted some Grey Poupon over his new cardigan.....please.


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you know
i read that like 8 times
and im still not 100% sure wtf went down....

Jay, it was written at 2.25 in the AM, just gotta figure that SA was a bit fooked up and ramblin....


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Nah, this wasn't in Traverse City, this was down here at Mt. Pleasant.

These asshats were bothering these two girls. They weren't stopping. I initially went to the waitress to see about having some large guys in the back remove them since I really didn't want to be fighting 4 guys while inebriated - I *can* do combatives drunk, but I'd rather not have to do that against 4.

Well, they keep bothering the girls, and my buddy was like "Hey! I thought they told you not to talk to them anymore?" at which point I was like "Yeah, I recommend you get the **** out, now!"

Well, as I said, it almost escalated to the point where I had to make blood puddles.

yea thats what i was gonna say

Ibtl! :)

yea thats what i was gonna say

:histeric:

lol, you get em!

What?

what.

....if I had a nickle for every time I almost had to **** someone up.........

I hate it when ******** kinda *** happens.....

I hate it when ******** kinda *** happens.....

Ditto. :lol:

Horseshoes and hand grenades.

Typical Thursday evening for me.

Typical Thursday evening for me.

Indubitably, good sir!

******* sons a ******* goat *** **** wads :stirpot: :p

Let the c***s handle their own problems. They want equal rights, they can earn'em.

Wow, **** ********* ** ******** **** ** ***** ***** ** *** ***!

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Wow, **** ********* ** ******** **** ** ***** ***** ** *** ***!

Whoa pal. :thehand: Watch the language. :p

Whoa pal. :thehand: Watch the language. :p

Yeah, you gotta watch them 2 letter words!

Sinister Angel, tonight is Saturday Night, which makes it alright for fighting! :thumbsup:

Lol, "Sinister Angel proudly presents: Saturday Night Fights!"

Here we call it "putting on the floor show", when you're rasselin' around in the mud, the blood, and the goo.

Well I hit him hard right between the eyes
And, he went down but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear...

But I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the wall and into the street
Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

Well I hit him hard right between the eyes
And, he went down but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear...

To which you proudly exclaimed "It's only a flesh wound!"

:rofl: damn I hate it when guys annoy me... wish I would have a pocket knife to threaten them with or hell just kick them in the balls and watch them sulk to the floor... ****in *******s!

:rofl: damn I hate it when guys annoy me... wish I would have a pocket knife to threaten them with or hell just kick them in the balls and watch them sulk to the floor... ****in *******s!Haha, reminds me of the movie "The Three Musketeers" with Rebecca De Mornay holding a small dagger down at the crotch of 'Cardinal Ritchelieu' saying "With a flick of my wrist I could change your religion.."

Whoa pal. :thehand: Watch the language. :p

Sorry man, I'm from Jersey... can't help mysef at times :D