This is a crazy request...

I have a new co-worker from out of the country. As part of her Americanization process, she wants to break some type of law.

She feels as though to be an American you have to break a law of some type haha:alchi:

What are some fun, inane laws she can break to fulfill that desire?

other than things like speeding or rolling through stop signs.. preferably something that can be done without a car haha

Oh great, wants to break laws already. :bigroll:

How about the law of gravity?

is she hot?

public nudity can be great...

or tell her to steal a 25 cent piece of gum, but, to make sure noone gets in trouble or ripped off, pay for it in advance so she only thinks shes stealing

hahah good ideas so far..

yeah shes freakin smokin but i dont think public nudity will go over well

the shop lifting idea is good too but id definitly pay for it before hand just to give her that rush

haha keep em comin!

Here ya go:
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-york/

:thumbsup:

Woops...

Mann Act

n. a federal statute making it a crime to transport a woman across state lines for "immoral" purposes. The Mann Act was intended to prevent the movement of prostitutes from one state to another or in and out of the country in the so-called "white slave" trade. However, it also applies to a male taking his under-age girlfriend to a love-nest in a neighboring state, or a female transporting an under-age boy across the state line for such purposes. Maximum term is five years in a federal prison.

http://dictionary.law.com/default2.Asp?selected=1208&bold=

Oh, and if you're unable or unwilling to help her break this law...I'd be MORE than happy to, ah, entertain. :)

AND, ya oughtta throw a picture of her up here. WE can judge just how smokin' she is.

(crap, Jesda's gonna put a pic up first, I bet)

is she hot?

public nudity can be great...

points

is she hot?

public nudity can be great...

:histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric: :histeric:

hahah good ideas so far..

yeah shes freakin smokin but i dont think public nudity will go over well


:postpics:

Teach her to sell drugs, or get her to smoke crack.

Tell her to go smoke in a public restaurant.

Teach her to sell drugs, or get her to smoke crack.

what if she learned the drug trade and became the next druglord

Have her prostitute herself to you. :thumbsup:

By far the best suggestion.^

public nudity FTW. Especially since in NY toplessness isn't actually illegal but I bet she doesn't know that.

Have her give you a road job, surely that's illegal in some way :D

In Arkansas there's actually a law that prohibits sexual intercourse in any position other than missionary. I could think of several ways to break that law. :rolleyes:

Cleveland Steamer

I'm too lazy to read all the posts, but I'd suggest "Open Bottle" & "No Seatbelt". :alchi:

This one's big time,go into a restaurant and rip off the tags from under the chairs while your eating,"do not remove this tag under penalty of law".

Have her prostitute herself to you. :thumbsup:
By far the best suggestion.^

Till you had to pay her, wheres the fun in that? :hmm: You could not pay her and teach her the value of a pimp, and then offer your services. Then ultimately solicit her to us as a Group Buy.

Till you had to pay her, wheres the fun in that? :hmm: You could not pay her and teach her the value of a pimp, and then offer your services. Then ultimately solicit her to us as a Group Buy.

Then let her rape you...?

This is a crazy request...
I have a new co-worker from out of the country. As part of her Americanization process, she wants to break some type of law.
She feels as though to be an American you have to break a law of some type haha:alchi:
What are some fun, inane laws she can break to fulfill that desire?
other than things like speeding or rolling through stop signs.. preferably something that can be done without a car haha

Sodomy is illegal in some states.

PIITB!

Reading the responses now, I think we may have some kind of sexual disorder on this forum... kind of scary in a way that nearly everyone thought of sexual laws to break...

Reading the responses now, I think we may have some kind of normal people on this forum... kind of scary in a way that nearly everyone thought of sexual laws to break...

Fixed it for ya! ;) Just having fun.

Reading the responses now, I think we may have some kind of sexual disorder on this forum... kind of scary in a way that nearly everyone thought of sexual laws to break...


well wat do you expect?
smoking hot, foreign,young, girl, wants to break the law.... i think ive made my point

Huhhuhhuhhuh huh. You said "sex".

gothica - i know right im lookin for some real ideas and all these guys have their heads in the gutter ;) haha

offthahorse - yea exactly. what can you expect from the description haha

everyone - shes new so getting any good pictures will be difficult for a hot minute but i will update the thread when i can lol

get her to join here and hang out
we're an ok bunch

get her to join here and hang out


yeah, if anyone saw the stuff that goes on here, I'm sure this would be made an illegal activity.:suspect:

Till you had to pay her, wheres the fun in that? :hmm: You could not pay her and teach her the value of a pimp, and then offer your services. Then ultimately solicit her to us as a Group Buy.

Tell her to charge you a penny and then you charge her a penny for helping her situation.:thumbsup:

It's illegal to shoot jackrabbits from a cable car in San Francisco.

gothica - i know right im lookin for some real ideas and all these guys have their heads in the gutter ;) haha

offthahorse - yea exactly. what can you expect from the description haha

everyone - shes new so getting any good pictures will be difficult for a hot minute but i will update the thread when i can lol

Wow, if you can't take pictures I guess the prostitution idea is out the window so take her picture anyway and if she slaps you it assault.:histeric: Problem solved and we still get the picture.:thumbsup:

yeah, if anyone saw the stuff that goes on here, I'm sure this would be made an illegal activity.:suspect:


Try reading Something Awful. This forum is about a PG as you can get next to some Christian forums.

These may be safe

Forgetting to close a gate in Nevada is against the law.
You can't sell perfume as a drink in Delaware.
Wisconsin law prohibits margarine from being substituted for butter in restaurants unless requested by the customer.
Kentucky law requires that residents bathe once a year.

Most states it is illegal to spit on the sidewalk. :rant2:

So geta hummer and see if you can make her swallow :alchi:

"Crime against nature" has been defined by North Carolina courts as "sexual intercourse contrary to the order of nature," including all "acts of bestial character whereby degraded and perverted sexual desires are sought to be gratified."

This is a crazy request...


What are some fun, inane laws she can break to fulfill that desire?

Some laws still on the books in New York:

Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing.
Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.

Umm let's see here. You said "anything but speeding"...how about wrecklessly speeding topless in a convertible or driving wrecklessly during rush hour while totally naked in a convertible? That would be so hot.

I wouldn't recommend it, chad...

by the way, mine gets deleted but this is still here? beautiful...

I wouldn't recommend it, chad...

by the way, mine gets deleted but this is still here? beautiful...

your what?
i see no threads started by you that have been deleted in over a year

I just started one about a traffic violation, and it's gone now.

there's been others too, ask Sal or something.

I just started one about a traffic violation, and it's gone now.

there's been others too, ask Sal or something.

Yeah,i just noticed that. I think i was the only one to respond. What was so bad about that thread? Seemed harmless to me.

I once made a thread about a thread that i made that got locked. And i dont think they deleted it.

A few other people responded, I got a lecture, destroyer stood up for me, then boom; gone.

I would ask for an explanation as to what was "too explicit" or not appropriate . So you know for future reference. Was it locked or totally deleted?

tell her to park with 2 wheels in a handicap parking spce acess lane ....i got a ticket for that one ....and damn near arrested for yelling at the wanna be barbie cop/parking natzi....

dressed up like swat to write parking tickets ...i HATE the police here

I would ask for an explanation as to what was "too explicit" or not appropriate . So you know for future reference. Was it locked or totally deleted?
Not just locked, it's totally gone. I think it's that thing in the agreement about no discussing illegal activities. Sal is really paranoid about that it seems.


there is no mafia!! lol. ;)

I just started one about a traffic violation, and it's gone now.

there's been others too, ask Sal or something.

You mean this thread?


http://www.cadillacforums.com/forums/cadillac-forums-lounge-member-introductions/105723-legal-question.html

:gg:

Yes I mean that one, where is it? I can't see it anywhere, and neither can anybody else.

Yes I mean that one, where is it? I can't see it anywhere, and neither can anybody else.

Uhhh I found it fine. You have a link to it :confused: . Bump it if you have to. http://llamasery.com/forums/images/smilies/pacifier.gif

lol, shut up, I'm tired. really I looked through the first three pages and didn't see it. my bad.

Dude I don't know :confused: but I found it fine. I was following it earlier. If the threads get locked the mods/admins can still see it. Your thread wasn't locked though. All the same I posted in the thread and bumped it. :thumbsup:

Sorry dude,i got your thread deleted again. I couldnt hold my tongue... or fingers rather...

Forget about it, I don't care.

nice thread hijack.. well done well done