: Important Easter Message!!



RobertCTS
04-04-07, 08:25 AM
I've posted some pics of pet Black Lab named BJ. Well BJ has been bad. He ate the Easter Bunny!!!:eek: You may need to make different arrangements for your children as there will be no Easter Eggs or Easter egg hunts.

Sorry for any inconvenience guys. :(

http://usera.imagecave.com/BobsWork/EasterBunny.jpg

caddydaddy
04-04-07, 08:46 AM
LOL, my dog would have done the same thing!

EcSTSatic
04-04-07, 09:13 AM
There's still hope. Read the story.

"A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
The man was astonished.
He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
"

RobertCTS
04-04-07, 09:35 AM
There's still hope. Read the story.

"A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? "
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
The man was astonished.
He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
"

HaHaHa funny story! Thanks.:thumbsup:

70eldo
04-04-07, 10:23 AM
adds permanent wave.

HAHAHA

Jonas McFeely
04-04-07, 11:49 AM
That was aweful,and by aweful i mean kind of funny.

RobertCTS
04-04-07, 02:58 PM
An Easter without the Easter Bunny!...will it ever be the same?

nyyankeehater
04-04-07, 11:38 PM
Walmart has clone bunnies for.... you may want to hide your dog... they are coming after him...

Elvis
04-05-07, 12:22 PM
One Easter morning about 15 years ago I went out to get the paper and there was a dead, gutted baby rabbit on my front porch. My cat was sitting about 20 feet away licking her paws.

I always think of this guy at Easter:
http://www.turkpipkin.com/photo1t.jpg

"Have you heard the good news?"

MacKiNBacK
04-05-07, 01:33 PM
Hah got to love our pets! My black lab mix loves squeaky toys.. Well in the summer, rabbit's seem to like makin love under our porch.. Every once in awhile our dog will get a hold of the babies.. Main reason being is because they sound like her toys.. Other than that and the occasional get loose and attack neighborhood dogs, our dogs dont catch much of anything else.. Probably because our back house is to a busy street.

MacK

RobertCTS
04-06-07, 07:44 AM
One Easter morning about 15 years ago I went out to get the paper and there was a dead, gutted baby rabbit on my front porch. My cat was sitting about 20 feet away licking her paws.

I always think of this guy at Easter:
http://www.turkpipkin.com/photo1t.jpg

"Have you heard the good news?"

I give up Elvis..who is that man:confused: