: I had sex with an aligator

03-13-07, 03:33 AM
It wasnt that bad either.:highfive:

If you havent thrown up by now then relax, its a drink. One of too too many. From what I recall I had three or four tall beers, 4 huge long islands, 3 jager shots(1 free:highfive: ), another shot of that stuff with the gold in it(forgot the name of it), and some other drink some guys at the bar bought for me, and then sex with an aligator. Great time but a very long night. I wont go into details but I have to spray down the sidewalk tommorow. Its covered with a box so noone steps in it.:shocked2:

Happy belated birthday me.:bdmuffin:

Im never drinking again ... until Saturday. :thumbsup:

Plus I got a SLVR w/ iTunes which is freakin sweet. :highfive:

03-13-07, 04:41 AM
Goldshlager is the stuff with the gold in it... Horrible devil water, it is. You're still awake on your 21st? And typing coherently?

Stoney and I need to teach you some lessons! :)

Actually, good work. I'm not a big fan of the drink till you're stupid. Never have been, though I've done it a few times myself...more often I cut myself off when I get ~that~ feeling and start sneaking waters and virgin drinks when no ones looking. :) And they all wonder how I'm up at seven in the morning, pissy cause I have to clean up after them. Eh, well, g'night, happy birthday! :)

03-13-07, 06:45 AM
Happy Belated Birthday! :d :d

03-13-07, 07:34 AM
:bdmuffin: :drunkpair: :nanaparty:

Happy belated birthday!! At least you had some kind of sex!! :lol:

03-13-07, 09:09 AM
Happy Birthday big guy! Sex with an Aligator was my first drink on my 21st! Woohoo!

03-13-07, 12:51 PM
Birthday was Sunday but I was in no condition to type until last night. Lol, I barely made it downstairs to the couch much less was able to type. Im not going to drink that much very often at all.

03-13-07, 01:47 PM
Hahaha Happy belated birthday!
:nik: :nanaparty: :nik:

03-13-07, 05:34 PM
dont act like this is the first time you ever got drunk, or drank alcohol...

03-13-07, 06:38 PM
My 21st birthday I went out...when I walked into the bar, they found out it was my birthday and they played the 50 cent song "in da club". I set down my drink, walked out of the bar and drove home.

I hate that song.

03-13-07, 09:24 PM
Happy birthday. If it makes you feel better, I had sex with a goat once. :sheep:

j/k :p

03-13-07, 09:37 PM
Happy birthday. If it makes you feel better, I had sex with a goat once. :sheep:

Ah Arkansas, where men are men, and goats are nervous.

03-14-07, 08:16 PM
Best wishes guy!:thumbsup:

I used to have sex with a snake frequently!:stirpot:

Since got divorced.:alchi:

03-14-07, 09:00 PM
Happy birthday, Rolex, sex with a goat, what happened, there weren't any cows around.:histeric: