I'm looking for some advice on where to look next.
I had driven the car less than 2 hours ago. No problems at all.
When I went to start it just now, I get nothing at all from the starter.
Fuel gauge shows 0 gal. (this is not true)
battery voltage shows 0 volts. Lights, trunk, etc all work fine.
Outside temp and climate controls display like normal.
All other functions okay (mpg, timer, OLM, etc)
Fuses look okay.
I tried to pull codes, but it wouldn't display codes. It only goes into the test mode for the display (everything lit), then returns to normal display
I tried jump starting with another car, figuring maybe it is low voltage gremlins - no change
I tried disconnecting the battery, then touching both cables together as I have seen suggested before. No dice.
Any suggestions where to look next?