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    blonds have more fun

    A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside.

    Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The crowd murmured their approval.

    The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

    After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered.

    The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.

    After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A gorgeous blonde woman timidly spoke
    up. "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".




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    Re: blonds have more fun

    a report that really run in several newpapers ...


    Linda Burnett, 23 year old blonde, resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

    Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car.

    He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour.

    The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.

    A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains.

    She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

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    the story is a fake, but it is a fact that quite a few newpapers did print it ..
    It is believed that the "journalists/columnists" were in fact blondes.

    Orlando Sentinal, 1996
    Fresno Bee, 1996
    Knoxville Sential, 1998

    http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.asp



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    Re: blonds have more fun

    A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

    The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

    Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'

    'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blond. 'They're watch dogs!'




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