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    Stealth, who is this G.A.R.Y. guy?

    Stealthman, just what do the initials G.A.R.Y. stand for?

    Hard drinking, fast drivin, Ohio State hatin' escapee from Pa., sun lovin', money lendin' fisherman!

    G.A.R.Y., I'd tell 'em what it stands for but at my age, memory is the second thing do go.
    (know you'd love to be here in the 4 degree temp predicted for the week-end----Offer still holds to drive to Pa/ for the Allante Italian tune-up!)

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    Re: Stealth, who is this G.A.R.Y. guy?

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    Stealthman, just what do the initials G.A.R.Y. stand for?

    Hard drinking, fast drivin, Ohio State hatin' escapee from Pa., sun lovin', money lendin' fisherman!

    G.A.R.Y., I'd tell 'em what it stands for but at my age, memory is the second thing do go.
    (know you'd love to be here in the 4 degree temp predicted for the week-end----Offer still holds to drive to Pa/ for the Allante Italian tune-up!)
    Bill,

    now, that is funny .. of course, probably no here gets the inside jokes.

    hey, should we start a thread on how is afflicted with the C-Nile virus?

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    Re: Stealth, who is this G.A.R.Y. guy?

    Quote Originally Posted by wcoates View Post
    Stealthman, just what do the initials G.A.R.Y. stand for?

    Hard drinking, fast drivin, Ohio State hatin' escapee from Pa., sun lovin', money lendin' fisherman!

    G.A.R.Y., I'd tell 'em what it stands for but at my age, memory is the second thing do go.
    (know you'd love to be here in the 4 degree temp predicted for the week-end----Offer still holds to drive to Pa/ for the Allante Italian tune-up!)

    To tell you the truth I don't remember what the G.A.R.Y. stands for either. Origianlly it stood for, stay away from far left wackos and far right nuts, then Stealth came along and re-defined it.
    From the looks of YOUR description I'd say your're pretty close.


    I don't hate OSU, you guys just need some more South Floridians on your teams.

    Mid 70's today, partly cloudy, good day for wind surfing. Have a good one.

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    Re: Stealth, who is this G.A.R.Y. guy?

    remember Odell ?

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    Re: Stealth, who is this G.A.R.Y. guy?

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    Bill,

    hey, should we start a thread on how is afflicted with the C-Nile virus?
    Stealth, thanks for the reminder -- senile ----much worse than C-Nile virus!!!!!!!

    A man returns to his southern Florida home from a trip to NOLA and is feeling very ill.

    He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests.

    The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings.

    "This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results back from your test and... I'm sorry; you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.R.Y."

    "G.A.R.Y.?" replies the man. "What in the hell is that?"

    "It's a combination of Gonorrhea, Aids, Rabies, and Yersinia Pestilence ," explains the doctor.

    "My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "What are we going to do?"

    "Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes, quesadillas and pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.

    "Will that cure me?"

    "Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door".

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    Re: Stealth, who is this G.A.R.Y. guy?

    Quote Originally Posted by wcoates View Post
    Stealth, thanks for the reminder -- senile ----much worse than C-Nile virus!!!!!!!

    A man returns to his southern Florida home from a trip to NOLA and is feeling very ill.

    He goes to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a series of tests.

    The man wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the phone by his bed rings.

    "This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the results back from your test and... I'm sorry; you have an extremely contagious deadly disease known as G.A.R.Y."

    "G.A.R.Y.?" replies the man. "What in the hell is that?"

    "It's a combination of Gonorrhea, Aids, Rabies, and Yersinia Pestilence ," explains the doctor.

    "My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "What are we going to do?"

    "Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes, quesadillas and pita bread," says the doctor matter-of-factly.

    "Will that cure me?"

    "Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door".


    that is the original. nice search/find .. you getting good at it.
    how long did it take to find it?

    the next and final one was the title for the three musketeers team that included Odell, Jeft, and Gary.

    give you a hint ? the "Y" stands for "yapers"

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    Re: Stealth, who is this G.A.R.Y. guy?

    I have a feeling that I should respond here, but I don't want to set a record of getting banned from 2 sites in 1 year.

    The association of what G.a.R.y. stands for I can live with (or die with as it appears).

    The association with odell (3 muskateers) however is quite disturbing and may cause me to retaliate in a AN type of response.

    As far as Jefft goes RIP big fella.

    AS far as the Don goes and 80carjon, it's a good thing they don't llive in S Florida.

    As for Bill with Coates, he will be losing his 3rd bet with me in a row in a couple of years, as soon as the xlr is in production more years then the allante. Damn are you easy.

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