[lawfive]

Okay, bowing to intense pressure from the anal, Dr. LawFive has planned some structured activities for the first night.

FRIDAY
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8:00 - RightTurn has her one beer; passes out on the sofa.

8:30 - Urbanski, on his fourth Shiner, tries to peek up RightTurn's skirt.

8:30 - LawFive and IGotmeaV tackle Urbanski to the floor, then immediately try to peek up RightTurn's skirt.

9:00 - xxPinballxx, on his 12th beer, takes another whack at drinking one beer for every year of his age. (Says he may do this every day now, instead of just on birthdays.)

9:30 - LawFive does his impression of James Bond being tortured by having to alternate between drinking vodka martinis that were stirred and Bollinger that's not quite chilled to perfection.

10:00 - IGotmeaV performs the mystical Jewish 'tequila dance.'

11:00 - Urbanski draws humorous avatars on xxPinballxx's shaved head, changes IGotmeaV's name back to HotPockets, and tries to peek under LawFive's jeans. (It turns out that in person, Urby still talks in single words and unintelligible phrases such as "harbl" and "I Ams Os **** As****mndr Ahah" and "SAMSLOMEL PENS U BUGTEREAHHA".)