[CTS-VPaco]

Seriously, I would murder anyone who got on my car. I think it'd be more like manslaughter, but I'm no lawyer. I just know me + (offender + car/pistol) = dead futhermocker!

She's cute, but in order to stir any emotion, she needs to be like those chicks in the posters on hot cars like back when I was a young lad. The ones I would go to the State Fair and throw darts at to win. I would spend many dollars in order to have wallpaper for the year 'til the fair was to return.

Man, I do miss those posters!