[Florian]

Originally Posted by rp64ctsv

F, you are the man.I wish I hadn't put new brakes on the girl friends accord a month ago.That looks fun as shit!I can't believe I missed the neutral drop on my list.The neutral drop is an absolute must after starting the engine.And who doesn't like slamming the doors on a rental?My gawd,it's therapeutic,just as rewarding as stealing the ashtray that some dumb ass forgot to swipe when he had the car(friggen people)!My last 3 day rental,a Ford Econoline,I kid you not,two tone lime green long effer,A Short Bus!There was 7 of us headed to Dallas,the 2 kids called it the snot rocket.Long ride my friend,nothing worse than 2 kids chanting snot,snot,snot as that POS chugged up every hill at a whopping 65mph getting passed by everything else on the road,when we would reach the summit of these hills,ROCKET!!!!!!!Nothing short of an air bag deployment would have satisfied my utter disgust with the snot rocket.

How could I forget one of the most important items on a rental....? Whopper/BigMac/Wendys Triple in the pocket on the seatback. Just shove an unwrapped hunk of greasy goodness down the back of the seat and after a few warm days....that funk starts...the kinda funk you only find in the bilge of old tuna boats....and used pantyhose...


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