[Kev]

My great grandmother had a boyfriend who was a butcher. He retired at the tender young age of 90. He was very proud of the fact that he had all fingers whole and intact.

I'm a sheet metal worker with over 31 years in the trade. While I've had my share of stitches, I too have all digits whole and intact.

I'd suggest a change of careers, possibly an office position but then, you'd probably soon be posting about
the hazards of paper cuts ......