So you sent the Hoopty down the road.
You should've bought a 1999 BMW 750il. They cost $95,000 new and trade in is $8,200, unless of course you slide the poop shooter onto the lot steaming, then it's ****ing ZeRO!
Look, the rules state clearly

, men don't drive Beetles!
Use these good pictures to start your rehab.



This one is bad, stay away from this.
Somebody help me, I've bought a Bug!
Lets see some pics of that Buggy.
Let the healing begin.