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Old 11-25-08, 02:43 AM
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Re: performance upgrades

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You guys are all wrong. Go to ebay. For $2.95 (plus shipping), you can get something (diode, magnet, etc) that will:

1. improve gas mileage up to 50%.
2. improve performance up to that of an F18.
3. make car go faster than a speeding bullet
4. make car leap mountains and canyons in in leap.
5. stop trains in a fraction of a second (or less).

A friend of mine (Clark Kent) says he is thinking of installing 2 of these on his 1956 Caddy.