[stomper]

A man and his wife were driving through the country side coast to coast. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next service station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a gas station and pulls over to the pump.

"What can I do for ya'll?" asks the attendant. "Fill 'her up," replies the driver. While the attendant is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down.

"What kind of car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before." "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy is a rare 1992 Allante."

"What all's it got in it?" asks the attendant.

"Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power leather seats, after market navigation system, DVD/CD/MP3/AM/FM with 400 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a after market super charged 4.5 V8 engine with like 500 hp."

"Wow," says the attendant, "that's really something!"

"How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver.

"That'll be $80.17," says the attendant. The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off four $20 bills. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees.

"What are those little wooden things?" asks the attendant.

"That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the motorist.

"Wow," says the attendant, "those Cadillac people think of everything!"