[The Tony Show]

10 Tips to Reduce Your Exposure to BPA (my additions in red)

1. Only use glass baby bottles and dishes for your baby (and yourself)
(Great- now he's bleeding from broken glass)

2. Give your baby natural fabric toys instead of plastic ones
(Good luck finding those in any store outside Amish country)

3. Store your food and beverages – not plastic containers
(What?)

4. IF you choose to use a microwave, don’t microwave food in a plastic container
(Twice the dishes....super)

5. Stop buying and consuming canned foods and drinks
(Haha....again- good luck)

6. Avoid using plastic wrap (and never microwave anything covered in it)
(babies are fussy eaters, and often take two or three meals to finish a particular dish. That crap is expensive, and I'm not wasting it)

7. Get rid of your plastic dishes and cups, and replace them with glass varieties
(again with the glass- have these people ever been near a baby? I'll take Estrogen over a severed artery)

8. If you opt to use plastic kitchenware, at least get rid of the older, scratched-up varieties, avoid putting them in the dishwasher, and don’t wash them with harsh detergents, as these things can cause more chemicals to leach into your food
(chemicals vs. bacteria- this one's a toss up)

9. Avoid using bottled water; filter your own using a reverse osmosis filter instead
(already do it- the one sane suggestion here)

10. Before allowing a dental sealant to be applied to your, or your children’s, teeth, ask your dentist to verify that it does not contain BPA
(We don't have dental sealants- in my house we have these crazy things called "toothbrushes", although I'm sure the followup article will inform me that toothpaste causes your penis to shrink)

I'm not feelin' this one.