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DF9S5 (October 8, 2008 at 6:25 am)
Hi Wendy, We really thank you for the invitation but I am afraid we are going to have to pass this time, presently we have enough problems of our own to deal with. Why don't you give us a call again in about 35 to 40 years from now and we will see what we can do by then, OK?
WendyTsau (October 8, 2008 at 6:09 am)
I'm the reincranation of Mao Zedong. You can call me Wendy now. Please give Taiwan military support, and help us to defend our country. Because the armed forces of the mainland China are the armies of the Devil. They disobey God. In the name of the Father, we should defeat them. We should have the victory, and let the Universe realize the existence of God. We invite your country to join this sacred battle. Because all of us are the children of God. We will have the victory eventually.
DF9S5 (October 8, 2008 at 5:22 am)
Ho,Ho,Ho...
usamericanz (October 8, 2008 at 5:10 am)
NEWSFLASH!!! Dumbfuck9 just returned from 'tard school on the short yellow bus, and mommy is letting it play on her computer.
DF9S5 (October 8, 2008 at 5:04 am)
NEWSFLASH!!! After the debate, Sears Roebuck offered John McCain a contract to perform the role of Santa Claus in several of their stores nationwide during the upcoming holiday season. A clause in the contract will also allow McCain to do his bell ringing alongside with Butch McPalin at Salvation Army storefronts located all throughout the state of Alaska. Ho, Ho, Ho...
DF9S5 (October 8, 2008 at 4:49 am)
Oh, I almost forgot: Obama did beat the living shit out tobacco chewing Hopalong McSame. TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK TICK TOCK...
DF9S5 (October 8, 2008 at 4:45 am)
Delusional thoughts of persecution such as aliens from mars are just about to land and conquer us, Communist cells have already infiltrated our entire system and are about to take over, and so on, are typical symptoms of paranoia, a severe disorder overcrowded by irrational thoughts of extreme fear and anxiety. Foaming at the mouth neocons are already notorious for suffering from this kind of disease.
motoman6k (October 8, 2008 at 4:38 am)
lol nice video
usamericanz (October 8, 2008 at 4:22 am)
hey mao-dick, the Communist News Network said McCain won, and Obama looked like he'd just been schooled by his master. On the MSNBarackChannel, Hissy-fit Matthews said the thrill ran back down his leg, scooted across the street and put on a "McCain/Palin" button. Keith Olbamabot was heard saying "RESIGN, Mr. Obama...and replace yourself with Hillary so we have a chance at winning in November."
Someone forgot to tell Urkel not to do crack before a debate.
usamericanz (October 8, 2008 at 4:14 am)
mccain beat urkel like a rented mule. urkel kept repeating the same old campaign stump lies, over and over, as if ANYONE believed them. Urkel was about as coked up as I'd ever seen him, and his whore wife in the audience looked like she was getting sick and tired of Biden hitting on her. No one gives a shit about Urkel or Hairplugs anymore...they were once mildly interesting as a circus freak show; now they've been exposed as just two more tax and spend liberals about to lose another election. |