SarcasticPunkRocker (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

lol holy shit you described one of my former roommates he was bragging about that, having that im cooler than you attitude and being a sex god all the time and one day i found out a condom wrapper in the living room that wasnt mine looked at it was writted small size on it then the next time he bragged about his dick i throwed im the wrapper in front of him and said to him shut up im tired of hearing it!! is self esteem went down the shitter so fast he started to cry in a matter of seconds!

Frezsparce (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

You have no idea how much I agree with you on this.

clockworkfiction3 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I think ppl buy extents because women also seem to like large penises. being a straight male and not a woman, i dont know. But great video anyways.

ArkUmbra (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Finding your rants gradually more amusing. Bravo on this one.

blauwepiet (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

the worst part is they figured out how to breed around here... they are in forming groups and the iq is dropping per generation....

AssholePatrol (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

That'd be hard to stretch into five minutes haha. This episode was actually based on a conversation I had with a girl friend. (Note the space between girl and friend. Not girlfriend, girl friend. As in, she was a friend that was a girl. God English sucks.)

TheSpiritsLease (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Hah hah, i really hope you dont make a vid about the guys who are like "I saw this girls panties and i creamed" XD

AssholePatrol (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

I don't get why people think that penises are dramatically different in size. They're like tongues, they're all pretty much the same in terms of size.

AylatheRaichu (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

The description of stretching...DAYUMMMMM XPPPPPPP But yeah, it's just stupid how people can make a huge deal out of it. Double the size, double the pain of groin hits. That's the only useful thing about them, though I may just be a feminist. =\ Still. You could write a book on how annoying the exaggerration of body organ sizes is, and still have five more novels in the series.

AssholePatrol (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Or the guys that say they're too big for condoms. You can put your whole head in those damn things.