joe187yo (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

George Carlin onetime wished someone's kid died in a flaming car accident one time. Don't believe me -- -- type in "GEORGE CARLIN HOW TO HANDLE A HECKLER" in the you-tube search -- So technically, according to your logic, George deserves what he wished upon the kid . . .

derouin87 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

butchpinkston.....what is ur prblm??? u didnt know GC and if u dont like him u dont need to watch him. but how dare u say u wish he woulda died sooner. thats horrible. he was a human being just as much as u and his family and friends love him as much as ur does u. so fuck off u prick. u deserve what u wished upon him

644409 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

hey pass the tits!

187redrum1112 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

otto!, otto! Otto!

JesterHopperpot1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Well, concerning Carlin, I guess we'll agree to disagree. Say,since you were in the Navy... did you know a Chaplain Jeff Seiler? Commander of the battleship USS Enterprise? If so, that's my uncle. As for the matter of me carrying my dead friend, I really don't know how many miles it was between the village and my MASH unit, it just felt like 22, though it was probabely a dillusion brought on by the searing pain in my leg. Seriousely, though: you should lay off the insults, it might kill you.

CoastersBolts (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Is this routine an explanation of how he came up with the 7 Words You Can't Say on TV? I ask because the last three (fart, turd, twat) are not in the original routine. Still, this is pure genius.

MeheartSoad (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

George Carlin was the best thing that ever happened to the human race. Besides, like, Jesus. But he comes in close second. I've read all of his books (Brain Droppings, Napalm Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops), and they were all totally fantastic. It isn't fair that he died. Why couldn't someone like Sean Penn die instead??? There is no justice in this world.

Yaksniffer (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

yeah. like 2 months ago very sad

keegan3692002 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Love Carlin, He is/was hillarious.... Can someone tell me, is it true he died?!

JesterHopperpot1 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)

Well, prostate infections ARE difficult to cure, given that antibiotics do not accumilate in high concentrations in the prostate, but it depends: male or female prostate? Also, you were in the navy? Well, I was in the Army, and my training was different.I was taught to get the job done if I could still walk, and you were taught to blow shit out of the water.So i have news:it is possible. Also, my leg wasn't broken i was shot in the lower thigh. That doesn't break the leg, im the doctor ;)